TRIBAL COUNSEL Meeting 1 HOST: Welcome to the first Tribal Counsel! You will vote off someone from the CHIMERA tribe.....You will vote by writing down the name of the person who you wish will leave the island...Shall we begin??? -They are all sitting in the circle....Donnie between Scully and Diana...hehehe! -Mulder steps up to the voting platform....- 'I vote for DOGGETT because he stole my girl....' -Scully steps up....- 'I vote for REYES because she bugs me....' -Skinner steps up...- 'I vote for DOGGETT bacause he has a problem with following orders....I told him to find me food, but... -Doggett steps up....- 'I vote for MULDAH because he stole my girl....' -Reyes steps up....- 'I vote for SCULLY because she bugs me....' -CSM steps up....- 'Iiii vvote ffoor MULDER bbeccccause he alllways sssspoillls myyy ccclevvvverlly orrrchesttttrattttedd connnsppppiraccccies.... -Donnie steps up....- 'I vote for MULDER because one of my next victims likes him.....' -Diana steps up....- 'I vote for DOGGETT because we were enemies in High School...' -Krycek steps up....- 'I vote for SKINNER...I am sick of the bright reflection of his bald head...it shines all the way over to my side of the island...' -Luther steps up...- 'I vote for DOGGETT...I dunno...I just have a feeling about it...' HOST: Okay everyone has voted.... ( he fetches the basket ) The First vote.... DOGGETT...(close up of his ever-famous puzzled look) -CSM keeps trying to sneak to the fire to light his cigarette...he has about 5 hanging out of his mouth...he is quietly chanting...cigarettes, cancer, cigarettes...they are all good... the second vote... REYES...(close up of her staring at Scully...a murderous look on her face...) the third vote... DOGGETT...(same face...) THe fourth vote MULDAH...who's Muldah? (Doggett points to Mulder) The fifth vote SCULLY...(her glaring at Reyes...) -CSM lights one of his cigs.. he gets one puff before its put out by Krycek...'hehehe nice try old man...' The sixth vote MULDER...(no expression) The seventh.. MULDER...(expression-less) eighth... DOGGETT (guess what face he's making...) ninth... SKINNER tenth.... DOGGETT Thats 4 for Doggett...I am sorry, it is time for you to go.... -Doggett walks up to Jeff Probst and--- MULDER: Hey Jeff...May i do the honors??? HOST: I don't remember this being okay in survivor 1 and 2... but since this is in cyber space....i don't see why not.... MULDER: haha you lose!!!! -Doggett gives him the finger and storms off.... eh ay oy ey oy..... SURVIVOR THEME JOIN US NEXT WEEK.... |