| HOST: Hi...welcome back to survivor........The tribes have both found their first challenge....and whichever tribe completes it first will get the immunity idol.......Will it be the CHIMERA tribe???(closeup of Skinner picking his nose...)...or the QUAGMIRE tribe??? ( closeup of CSM yelling like a madman trying to light a small fire using sticks..."I need a smoke!!!")...Let's set out to the islands and find out......(speed boat goes over to the islands and picks up all of the contestants and brings them to a floating boat in the middle of the lake......) HOST: Ok contestants......you both got your challenge....(CSM is shaking from lack of nicotine...)I will read it once more..... Look close... It's not too far... Look for a tiny jar.... Find it and dig to the right... Dig some more 'til you see the light.... CSM: YOU ARE MY HERO! I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD HAVE A LIGHTER...!!! KRYCEK: LIGHT!!! HE SAID LIGHT!!!! GET IT STRAIGHT OLD MAN!!! CSM: DON'T SPEAK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT!!!! KRYCEK: YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER.... LUTHER: I can see it...your real father...it's....wait...too hard to clarify...... HOST: OK!!! Shall we begin....your tribe must pick the best swimmer to go down and find the medallion...the other members will be directing the blindfolded swimmer... THE CHIMERA TRIBE --------------------- SCULLY: I think I don't want to do any of this.....This isn't an X- File..... REYES: I think I have a vision of where it is....I need to be a director.... MULDER: I think I should swim.... DOGGETT: Okay....It's been decided...Muldah will swim... SKINNER: Anyone got a razor??? The hair on my head is growing back already..... THE QUAGMIRE TRIBE --------------------- (The CSM is huddled up in a tree...saying..."Cigarettes are bad...I don't need them.....I don't need them...Ah what the h***! I can't kid my self....I need a CIG!) DIANA: I think the big and strong Krycek should swim...;) KRYCEK: How about not.... DONNIE: Diana...your 'bath' that I've run for you is waiting...(points to the ocean....) LUTHER: I see the jar....I see it....I need to tell you....don't go near the big fish....don't go near the big fish... -After a lot of arguing....they decide CSM should swim...get his mind off of nicotine... HOST: Ok...everyone's all set...Mulder will swim for the CHIMERA tribe...and CSM will swim for the QUAGMIRE tribe...Okay....everyone ready!!! (All contestants have headsets on....so they can direct their swimmer....)Ready swimmers??? MULDER: Ready...the truth is out there!!! CSM:iiiii ccccaaaaannnnn''tttttt mooooooooooveee, HOST: OKAY! Ready? GO! |