| Survivor Outwit....Outplay....Outlast eh ay oy e oy e oy e ya-ah a-le ou e-ya e-ya..... (Survivor theme) SURVIVOR...OUTWIT...OUTPLAY...OUTLAST... (cut to Jeff Probst on boat w/ all of the contestants) HOST: Hello, and welcome to Survivor 3....located in the Caribbean islands....Let's meet the tribes..... The Chimera Tribe (I couldn't think of any good names...sorry) ----------------- FOX MULDER(holding up his 'I want to believe' poster) DANA SCULLY (in her autopsy attire, holding a scalpul) JOHN DOGGETT (his puzzled look that he always has) MONICA REYES (in a physic outfit...) WALTER SKINNER(Scully using his bald head as a mirror, him smiling at the camera with a thumbs up) The Quagmire Tribe ------------------ C.G.B. SPENDER (CSM)(take a wild guess what he's doing...) DIANA FOWLEY (doing her nails...) ALEX KRYCEK (playing with that thing...that zaps people...it looks like a palm pilot kind of...) DONNIE PFASTER (bagging up fingers from his last victim) LUTHER LEE BOGGS (pretending to channel with spirits) HOST: When we return...we will set out to the Chimera and Quagmire islands....stay tuned..... |