| "On the Occasion of My Insanity" Inspired by reading the last straw fan fic of unwittingly egregious violations of sense, taste, and coherency |
| It was a brite and sunny afternoon. Lizzie walked around Pemberly and thought, �I wish I had said yes to Mr. Darcy. Now that I now he is not bad, I love him so!� Just then, Mr. Darcy shoed up thru the trees and he was all wet! Lizzy culd not beleive her luck. �Mr. Darcy! U r here!� �Eli- Miss Bennett! U r here 2!� He culd not beleive that she was actully at Pemberly! �I�m sorry sir. We wuldn�t of come if we new you were here.� �I just got here. It�s ok. U r always welcome at my house.� Lizzie blushed. Shurly he didn�t mean� �Miss Bennett, pleeze allow me to apolgize for what happened in Kent. I still love you, and I wondur if I can have another chance.� �Oh Mr. Darcy! I thot I wuld never see you again! I love you!� He hugged her and gave her a big kiss. �Pleeze marry me Lizzie!� he askd. �Oh yes, yes I will marry you!� She did not even notice she was getting wet to. �My deerest Lizzy, your getting all wet! Come in the house with me, we�ll get you dryed up.� �Lizzy who is this man?� her uncle asked. �Uncle, this is Mr. Darcy! I ran into him and got wet. We our going into the house.� �OK. Hello Mr. Darcy, I am Lizzie�s uncle. This is my wife, her ant.� �Sir, I wuld like to ask for Lizzy�s hand in marrige.� �Of course! Lizzie obviusly loves you.� �Oh thank you uncle!� The got married that day and lived hapily ever aftr. The end. |
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