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| .THE.NEWS. |
| Wow .Now it's time for our version of...The News!! Chances are , this is just crap you've missed because you fell asleep or because it didn't really happen. We can't promise these will be the latests , but they will certainly be the dumbest. Like the robot next to this. |
| October / 2004 |
| Alien gets caught fucking a goat |
| Amazing. Unbelievable even. Sights of a "goat-fucking" alien have been reported in picnic areas all around Puerto Rico. Mostly seen at night , the goat-fucking alien has been able to escape anyone who gets to see him doing...his..business We the DB crew went after this alien and caught him red handed!! (or buttfucking)...Anyway! , we were able to snap a shot of it in action and here it is! |
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| Yes its bad isnt it. That poor goat! Ignore the date..it was uh...altered...by the...uh...alien vibes. Yeah! The alien vibes! Note how theres another alien on the right pointing. Now you cant see it , but he's actually filming the event. Oh we are fucked now! The aliens out there arent smarter..theyre hornier! There gonna screw with our goats and poultry until alien sperm poisons us all! AHHHHHHHH! Thats the latest news , but stay tuned , and see what we catch on camera next! |