| Sayings |
| Hey - Pay attention boys and girls , because we're gonna share what we consider "words of wisdom". Aren't you lucky? |
| These may be lyrics , quotes , sayings or even inside jokes. So if you dont get it , Tough. |
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| Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Scrotum. |
| Ivan likes old titties |
| Shut up your stoned |
| Neoflito: Persona que se masturba frente a un espejo |
| Wow! I Could Have Had a Fuck! |
| Eat crayons , poop the rainbow |
| Any Time, Any Place, Fuck. |
| My dang doggy ate it! <---- |
| Eso estuvo muy nazi |
| Oyeme Dorotea! |
| That BITCH! |
| Virame la ceeeeeeeeeeera |
| Welcome To Constipation Country. |
| Take a chance you Stupid HO! |
| He speaks queer , fluently |
| Stay together! Like white leather , on Elvis Pre-se-ly! |
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| Awww It's time to go. Yeah I'm getting tired of the pretty colors. Aren't you?? If so , dial 1-800-take me back-please! |
| Here are some of the quotes you submited |
| "Roses are red, pickles are green, I love your legs and what's in between" -Adriana |
| "Dont hate me because Im beautyfull...Im kidding you can hate me" -Edwin! |
| "Do you know what beans make you?..." -RAYMOND FORBES -Marili |
| "How do you drive safely on a schoolbus if they don't have seatbelts?" -Vanelis |
| "I'm not white I'm just kinda clearer in the sun" -Kari |
| "Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool" -Melissa |
| "I'm not weird , I'm gifted" -Ivan |
| "Virginity is like a bubble; One prick, all gone" -Ivan |
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| Shut up your drunk |
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| Fuck! I forgot, before you go, submit your own saying, lyric, qoute, thing. We'll post it here and give you god-damned credit. |
| The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers OWN ME!!!! -not Andrea I swear |
| If Tarzan was a jungle guy why was he so damned smoothly shaved? -Evil Hobbit |
| E.T. is SATAN! -The Evil Hobbit |
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| Obey Your Butthole. |
| Cuidado que no te caigas y te rompas el clitoris |
| -Vamos a hacer un machete! -Cerrucho Andrea , cerrucho |
| Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Genital Herpes. |
| Spank you very much. |
| POR QUE TE ALEJAS?!?! AHHHH!?!??! |
| This month's sayings were courtesy of: The Advertising Slogan Generator . . .try it it's fun |
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