Quotes

I'll update this page from time to time since I find wise sayings, not-so-wise sayings and general craziness like this almost every day.  Unsurprisingly, a lot of it comes from people I know.  *shakes head*   :)

Enjoy...

uncagedamazon: Always think before you speak, especially if what you are going to say is exactly what you think.

ceilyn rm: lol.  I don't know what it is, but I always seem to want to point/shake my arse at you....

"We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can fly only by embracing one another." - Luciano de Crescenzo

"I have six locks on my door all in a row.  When I go out, I only lock every other one.  I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three."  - Elayne Boosler

Into love and out again,

Thus I went, and thus I go.

Spare your voice, and hold your pen--

Well and bitterly I know

All the songs were ever sung,

All the words were ever said.

- Dorothy Parker

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?

"Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you." – Belgian proverb

"I love deadlines.  I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." – Douglas Adams

"Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better." – Unknown

"After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done." – Unknown

"I'm a foine Irish lass with gits the size of nellies."  - Julia

"They're all bouncing around in my skull like puppies on crack - impossible to catch, and you don't really know if you want to anyway, because some of them can bite unpredictably." – Quew, on the subject of thoughts, ideas and writing.

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“But when it happens and I'm jerking, it looks like I'm humping the damn thing.  So I just spent ten minutes riding home at an average of ten miles an hour, humping my bike and going 'Jesus fucking christ!'” – Quew

“Do no use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead” – Chinese Proverb

"One should never use the word never." – Unknown

“It was all that dead animal sex, I knew that'd come back to bite me in the ass. Literally and figuratively.” – Quew

“People are gonna think I'm so weirdo psycho who sleeps with dead animals and dances with the little pixies to the funky disco rhythm if they believe your quotes.  Which actually, I am, but still.” – Quew 

"I've gone to hell and there are skipping Klingons in it." – from Ralst's "Valentine Sucks"

"Truthful words are not necessarily beautiful; beautiful words are not necessarily truthful.  Good words are not necessarily persuasive; persuasive words are not necessarily good." – Lao Tsu

Lish: ooh, how much does it cost?
Julia: 2.50 an hour

Lish: i wonder if they sell them
Lish: *ponders*
Julia: lmao
Julia: I bet they do
Lish: glow in the dark... sticks
Lish: lol
Julia: lmao
Lish: or ones that have a light built into them...
Lish: imitation light sabers...
Lish: *snicker*
Julia: lmao
Julia: use the force lil, use the force

Julia: *runs after you with a turkey baster*
Julia: HARRRRR

“Those who are different change the world.  Those who are ordinary simply keep it that way.” – Unknown

"I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - August Strindberg

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly realized that I was talking to myself." - Unknown

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool." - Unknown

"The worst that can happen is that skeletal hands will reach up out of the ground and try to grab our ankles and drag us under the dirt, where we'll die in terrible agony."  - Tasslehoff Burrfoot, Dragons of Summer Flame