Take bus, See employment folk,
Nice man treat me good in there,
Says I need to see welfare.
Welfare says "you come no more,
we send cash righ to your door."
Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy.
Medicare, it keep you healthy.
By and by, I got plenty money.
Thanks to you, Canadian Dummy
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them "come fast as you can."
They come in turbans and stolen trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, all moving in,
But neighbours patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house and say,
"Find more people for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family, they just trash,
But they too draw welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
Soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby, its called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get it free! We got not bills!
Canadian crazy! He pay all year,
to keep welfare running here.
We think Canada darn good place!
Too dran good for white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lotsa room in Pakistan!!!