On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We havn't been getting along recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
Im sorry that Gorge Bush is a moron. He is a moron, but it wasnt nice of us to point it out.
If its any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldnt reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, its not like you actually elected him.
Im sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you our lumber thats cheaper and better than your own.
Im sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, better than yours.
Im sorry we burnt down your White house in the war of 1812. I see you rebuilt it. Its very nice.
Im sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.
Im sorry about our waffleing on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
And finally, on behalf of all Canadians, Im sorry that we're consistantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled critizism. I sincerly hope your not upset over this.
WE ARE SORRY!!!