Forever (1/1)
Some people say taht I've been around for forever. They think because I'm getting older that I should hang my wrestling boots up. Well, I've got an answer for them, no way brother. Hulkamanis still lives and that means I've still got a bit more to give this business weather the doubters like it or not, man. This is the way it's going to be, dude, no one is going to take me from the industry I love before I;m ready to go. And that's not yet, maybe not even in the distant future. Hell, I may be buried in my wrestling tights. That's the way that I want to go. I'm one of the lucky few that can say I'm doing what I love and have been for a very long time. After I lost the title to the Undertaker, there were many in the back that thought that I should retire. McMahon was one of them. Let me tell you, man, did it ever take a lot of convincing to get him behind the idea of me staying on. But, ultimately he agreed, because after all it helped him look good, get on camera, and make money. Another question Hulkamanics always ask is why didn't I go to the Raw roster after "Big Evil" defeated me? The answer to that one is simple, brother. Beniot wanted to go to Raw and I wanted to stay with the big guys. Guys like the Rock, who I had a great match with at Wrestlemania, Kurt "Cueball" Angle, who is a great wrestler, never as good as me, but then again, no one is. And it kept me away from my former nWo brother. Not like I had much to worry about then, with Scott Hall out of the way. Kevin Nash and his new nWo aren't really a threat, but I'd still not mess with them. So Flair and McMahon agreed that I'd go to Smackdown and Beniot would go to Raw. How nicely that worked out. Man, I can't believe that these young pups think they can beat me. Just because I was gone for a few years, they think that they're better that me. Just because I was in WCW for a while. That doesn't make the WWF, now the WWE, any less mine. I still draw the crowds, make the profits for this company, I still have the people chanting my name, even more than their modern version of me. That should tell the writers and talent agents that I'm not in my grave yet. And the only way I'm leaving this company is in a wood box. Even the Deadman couldn't put me there, so I doubt that it's getting done any time soon. I'll call that experience. Now they're trying to tell the Hulkamanics that I'm getting old. So what? With age comes experience, and I have twenty plus years of experience. The young pups in the back come to me for advice, beacuse I know more about this business that anyone else. McMahon may think that he created this business, but he didn't. I did and I'm going to be involved in this company forever. I'm never leaving. No, I'm here to stay. I'll still be headlining the big Pay Per Views until the day that I die. I'm sure taht there are some people that don't believe that I can do it, that I can last forever. But if that wimp Flair can keep coming back then I can too, brother. Now, lately some Hulkamanics havw been turning from the light. The red and yellow light, my light. That concerns me because there are so many bitter people in the back who would love to get rid of me, in both brands. So, I need the people, I need my Hulkamanics because thy're trying to kill Hulkimania. I'm a god of the squared circle, one of it's first. And more powerful than these new gods, like The Rock. And Gods are immortal and that makes me immortal. which means I'm going to be ruling over my domain forever. What is my domain. Why, the WWE, of course. So, I'm going to reassure all the Hulkamanics out there that I'm still around. And that Hulkamania will live on forever. That I'll always be a part of the WWE. I'll always he here, because I'm the IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan. I will never die, I can't die. I don't care who is in my way. It could be Vince who thinks he owns this business, or it could be Flair, who has the same delusions. They think they own this business, but I know I do, because of all the Hulkamanics who created this business, who will keep it thriving, who will follow me anywhere. Nash and his new nWo would probably like to retire me, but the 'bosses' won't let that happen. They're so greedy, they can't get enough of my Hulkamanics money. So, I won't be leaving becase of them. The young up and comers like Rocky, Edge and Triple h, well, they look up to me. I'm a hero from their childhoods. They watched me in awe and many of them still wtach me in awe. Even though we're all more equal them they could have ever dreamed. So, no, they don't threaten my immortality. Neither do the rookies, they are still in awe, too shiny and new to be considered a threat to me. Not in this business, at least. Not when a word from me could break their careers. So, I have to worry about the big guys. the ones with brute strength, the ones that use brute force. It's a good thing that most of those are on Raw. Maybe, that draft was a good thing. Even if it did give me less T.V. time. I can't have it both ways. Brute strength isn't close enough to me to threaten my immortality, my forever, thanks to that draft. That leaves the old guys. The ones like the Undertaker. Who've been here for a long time. Who have some experience and great strength. And the Undertaker's greatest strength is that he can be on Smackdown! too. Yes, the Undertaker is the biggest threat to my immortality, my forever, So, I'll let the Undertaker go at it with the young pups. They can both remove themselves from the path of my immortality. This way the young pups won't become a threat either. Don't worry all you Hulkamanics, Hulkmanics lives on. As do I. As I always will. I'll never die, I'm the immortal Hollywood Hulk Hogan,a nd I'll always be here. Because this is where I belong, I'm a God here. And I intend to keep it that way.
Have I offended anyone, yet?