Molly frowned with concern as she watched her cousin Crash come storming up to her, an angry expression on his young face.
�What�s wrong cuz?� Crash stopped in front of her and did his little �Gee Golly I�m mad� routine, stomping his little foot into the ground and clenching his fists at his sides.
�Gee Golly I�m mad!� Molly raised her eyebrow at him and held her hands out, her clear blue eyes filling with questioning. Crash�s face turned red and he started to shake a little.
�It�s that gosh-darned Ivory and the Right to Censor again! Oooh, they make me so mad!� Molly placed a comforting arm around his shoulders and started leading him over towards a nearby bench, gently forcing him to sit down beside her.
�What did they do, Crash?� Crash�s eyes nearly bugged out of his head with shock, his little mouth opening and closing a few times.
�WHAT DID THEY DO? Didn�t you see your match on Heat last night?� Molly frowned and shook her head at him. She�d had company last night�
�Ivory said that�that you and me�well�that we�re screwing each other!� Molly gasped and brought her hand up to her throat, her face turning red in anger.
�She said that?� Crash started to nod but then cocked his head to the side in thought, his fingers coming up to scratch at his clean-shaven - well�technically it�s not �clean-shaven� because he�d never grown facial hair before�
�Well, not in those words exactly. She said that she wondered what type of family relations we have and then she said that the reason she said that was because we were hillbilly cousins!�
Molly�s expression softened a little and she gave Crash�s back a little pat or reassurance, causing him to sigh in exasperation.
�DOESN�T THIS BOTHER YOU? Molly, she called me a pervert!� Molly cracked a smile at that and then stood up, her hands absently readjusting her top.
�It�s okay cousin, no one is ever going to believe that you and I are�having relations.� Crash�s shoulders slumped in sudden relief.
�Gee, you really think so?� Molly nodded and smiled gently, her eyes widening a little when their other cousin, Hardcore, came up beside her.
�What in the hell are you two goofs yammering on about now?� Crash pouted and crossed his arms in front of his chest.
�Gosh darn it cousin, you don�t have to be so grouchy all the time! I was just telling Molly how Ivory thinks that we�re having improper relations and that�� Crash trailed off as Hardcore suddenly bent over double with laughter, tears streaming down his face he was howling so hard.
�You and Molly�improper relations! Ha!� He said, slapping his knee. Molly put her hands on her hips and sent him a stern look.
�Don�t laugh at cousin Crash like that, you know it�s not nice!� Hardcore sobered a little but was still having trouble containing his laughter.
�How in the world could anyone think that you two were doing each other when EVERYONE knows that Crash hasn�t even kissed a girl yet!� Crash�s face turned red again and his eyebrows drew down into a frown.
�Cousiiiin! You weren�t supposed to tell anyone that!� Hardcore smirked and crossed his arms over his chest.
�And more importantly you little dumbass,� Molly squeaked as she was suddenly grabbed and forcefully kissed by her older cousin.
�You know damn well that she�s with me��
THE END