Chris Jericho and Chyna.... Umm, I hate summaries and it's not that
long of a story so read it.
Chris looked across the room at Chyna, who was crying on Billy's
shoulder. Overhearing her comments about not trusting men, Chris smiled
and walked over. "Sweetie, It's not like he was really trying to hurt
you, you know." Billy was saying when Chris walked up.
Chris added "Yeah it's just an angle. Besides which aren't you and
Hunter more in love than ever?" At which Chyna started to cry even
harder.
"Good going jackass." Billy commented to Chris.
"What? What did I say?"
"Just go away Jericho."
Chris turns around and starts to walk away but is stopped by Chyna.
"Yeah? What is it Chyna?" Chris asks turning around. He is startled by
the fist that comes flying into his face.
Chyna sniffles and says, "Go to hell asshole."
Several days later
Jericho is sharing a locker room with Triple H. "Man what has gotten
into your girl?" He asks rubbing at his still sore jaw.
Triple H replies "We broke up."
"Why? I thought you were head over heels for her."
"She found out I was having sex with someone else and after she kicked
my ass she well I guess you could say she kicked me to the curb."
Hunter says shrugging his shoulders.
"Don't you even care that you broke her heart by cheating on her?"
"Not really. It was worth it. Trish gives great head. You should check
it out for yourself."
"No thanks. That girls been with more guys than Tori has and she hasn't
even been with the fed that long."
Triple H rolls his eyes and goes back to icing down his knee. Jericho
makes a face at his back and collects his stuff. Triple H sees this and
asks, "Where are you going man?"
Jericho replies, "I am finding somewhere else to change. You are a huge
prick man. And I thought that the angle she's in right now was bad. You
fucked up good boy. Real good."
Chris walks down the hall and knocks on the door hesitantly.
Billy opens up and looks at the blonde standing in front of him. "What
do you want Jericho?"
"Listen I cannot share a room with Trips anymore so I was wondering..."
"Not if sharing a room with you would save my immortal soul." Billy
slams the door shut in Jericho's face.
"Sonofabitch. Now who do I ask? Gunns the only one without a roommate
who I dare ask. Shitshitshitshitshitshit."
"Something wrong, Jerky?" Chris turns around to face Jeff Hardy. "Did
you and Billy have a little lover's spat?"
"Listen up rainbow. If I want your opinion I'll give it to ya."
"Seriously man. I overheard you talking to Gunn. Matt, Edge, Christian
and I have lots of extra room in our locker room. I'm sure the guys
wouldn't mind."
"Thanks man. Thanks a lot. I was beginning to think I'd have to go ask
the Rock or Taker or something."
"That's a scary thought. But man, what happened to your face? Looks
like you got punched or something."
"Shut up Rainbow."
Jeff starts laughing as he leads the way. "Chris got hit by a girl."
Jeff yells at the top of his lungs as they are walking down the hall.
"I didn't get hit by a girl. I got hit by a woman. Chyna to be exact."
"Oh." Jeff starts laughing harder at that image. "Man what did you do
to piss off the ninth wonder... Ooooooof." Jeff had just run into
someone.
Chyna looks at Jeff. "Simple he was giving me a hard time because I got
a little upset."
"Damn Chy. I didn't mean anything by it. I swear to god I didn't know.
Look if you want I'll throw some stiff punches next time I'm in the
ring with him. Anything just so's my bestest friend isn't mad at me
anymore." Chris says leaning his head on Chyna's shoulder.
Chyna is trying hard not to laugh at Chris's antics. "Okay you moron.
No stiff punches. He doesn't deserve the effort."
"As you wish my darling." Chris says smiling at Chyna.
"Uh guys. What's going on here?" Jeff says completely in the dark.
The other two look at one another and tacitly agree. "Nothing." They
say in unison. Chris gives Chyna a kiss on the cheek and he and Jeff
head off to the Hardy boys' locker room.
Three Weeks Later
Chris looks at his new locker roommates and sighs. Matt and Edge are
playing paper rock scissors while Christian and Jeff are playing Go
Fish. Chris sighs again and gets ready for his match against Triple H.
Chris leaves the locker room and heads towards HHH room. Walking in he
laughs, seeing Trish on her knees in front of Hunter. "Dammit Jericho,
haven't you ever heard of knocking?"
"Sorry man. Door was unlocked. Maybe you should try locking the door
next time."
"Yeah well maybe you should try knocking next time." Hunter grabs Trish
as she tries to get up. "Where do you think you are going?" He asks her
shoving her to her knees.
Chris shuts the door behind him and is trying not to laugh when he
spots Chyna coming his way. "Hey Chy. What's up dollface?"
"Is Hunter in there?"
"Yeah but he's kinda busy right now Chy."
"I don't really care if he's fucking the entire Spanish fleet right now
I need to talk to him."
"Baby, don't go in there. I mean it."
Chyna shoves Chris aside and pushes open the door. Chris jumps when he
hears her scream. Ready for her, he doesn't let her run away but grabs
a hold of her and walks her back to her locker room. Sitting down next
to her, he hugs her. "Chy, I am so sorry you had to see that. I still
mean what I said the other day. I will throw stiff if you want me to."
Chyna looks up at him with tears in her eyes. "Would you really do that
for me?"
"I would do anything for you."
"Thanks Chris but I have a better way to get back at Hunter."
"Let me in on the plan."
"Okay. What would make Hunter madder than anything else?"
"I don't know. You and Billy together?"
"Exactly. Now all I gotta do is explain to Billy what's going on."
Chris looks down at his feet. "Yeah. I'm sure Billy would be only to
glad to help you but fair warning, make sure he understands that it's
just for show. Okay?"
"Thanks Chris. You are the best friend a girl could ever have." She
says as she leans in to kiss him on the cheek.
"Hey Billy wait up a minute." Chris says running up to the taller man.
"What is it Jericho?" Billy says glaring at Chris.
"I just wanted to know if Chy had talked to you yet?"
"Yeah. She wants to make Hunter jealous and she wants ME to help do
that. ME Jerky, NOT you. ME."
"Yeah. I know. Fair warning Gunn. Fuck around with her and I will kick
your sorry ASS!" Chris says slamming Billy up against a wall.
"CHRIS! Put him down now." Chyna says putting her hand on Chris arm.
Turning away to check on Billy Chyna asks, "What do you think you are
doing?"
"Sorry Chy. We had a little disagreement over some things." Jericho
glares at Billy daring him to not go along with the lie.
"It's okay darling. I'm fine. Jerky's right. It was just a little
disagreement." Billy slips an arm around Chyna's shoulder and pulls her
away.
"Dammit." Jericho says swinging his fist towards what was the wall.
"Oooof." The wall said.
Jericho is still looking in the direction that Chyna and Billy had
headed. He says out loud to himself "Walls don't talk do they?" He
slowly turns around to see the Undertaker. "Man I am so sorry. I didn't
see you there."
"Maybe if you weren't staring after Chyna then you would have noticed
me."
"I wasn't staring at Chyna."
"Boy I never said you were staring AT Chyna. I said you were staring
after her. So tell me the truth boy. Are you in love with the ninth
wonder?"
"No of course... I am. But I can't tell her because she thinks of me as
her little buddy. I'm Gilligan to her. She'd rather be with Gunn
anyways."
"Maybe you should just tell her how you feel instead of going around
hitting innocent men in the stomach."
"I said I was sorry Taker. What do you want?"
"Never mind Lion. Just tell her how you feel. Okay?"
"I'll think about it."
"Later Lion."
"Later Taker."
Chris is sitting all by himself at the bar, downing shot after shot.
"Keep drinking like that and we'll have to carry you back to your
room."
"Hey Taker. Hey Rocky." Chris says not even looking up.
They laugh. "Boy you got it bad."
"Leave me 'lone." He slurs.
"Now what kind of friends would we be if we did that."
"Goo' friends. I jus wanna be lef lone."
Undertaker signals to the bartender to cut him off. Nodding at Rock,
they each slip an arm under Jericho, who has just passed out. Together
they drag him out of the bar and into the elevator. Sighing, Rock looks
at Taker. "Why don't he just tell Chy how he feels?"
"Scared."
"Oh."
They ride in silence up to Chris floor. They are just getting to his
door when they hear the elevator open. Turning they see Chyna walking
towards them with Billy.
"Thanks Billy. This is my room so goodnight."
"What no kiss?" He says trying to be charming.
Taker and Rocky make gagging faces at one another.
"Billy this was just pretend. We pissed off Hunter so back off
already."
Billy leans in to grab a kiss but gets punched instead. As he tries to
walk back towards the elevator, Chyna turns to face the three men
standing there, two of whom are trying not to laugh.
"What happened to him?" She asks indicating Chris.
"He got a little drunk."
"Oh. Need some help?"
"Yeah actually we don't really want to look for the key."
Chyna laughs and searches Chris pockets. "Here it is." She unlocks and
opens up the door and helping the two men drags Jericho to the bed.
"Well, goodnight." They say leaving her to undress and tuck in Jericho.
"Thanks guys." She mutters. "Well, lets get these clothes off of you
first." She says to herself as she starts to undress Chris. She begins
by pulling off his shoes and tossing them aside. Next she takes off his
shirt wincing when his head hits the back of the chair he is sitting
in. Laughing quietly, she undoes his belt. Then she starts to pull down
his jeans. "Well, now. Somebody went commando after he had a shower
tonight. Damn. Impressive." She says looking at his half-erect penis.
She finally has him completely undressed and tries to drag him over to
the bed. Finally she smacks him awake and gets him to help her put
himself to bed. Taking one last good look at him, she smiles, bites her
lower lip and closes the door behind herself.
Chris wakes up the next morning with a killer hangover. "Fuck I hope I
didn't do anything too stupid." He says out loud.
Chyna had just entered the room to make sure he was still breathing.
"How much do you remember?"
"Fuck. Chy you scared me doll. I remember Taker and Rocky sitting next
to me at the bar and talking to me. After that it's pretty much a blur.
Why? What do you know?"
"Well, actually you hit on Taker and tried to seduce Rocky." She says
with a straight face, trying not to laugh when Chris gets a panicked
look on his face.
"WHAT? OWW. Dammit. I need to call them and apologize. Do you know
their room numbers?"
Chyna gives him their room numbers and manages to keep a straight face
until Chris is talking to Undertaker apologizing. "What? I didn't hit
on you. No a somewhat unreliable source told me I did. Sorry man.
Didn't mean to wake you." Chris turns to face Chyna who is clutching
her stomach. Not realizing he's naked Chris pulls her on to the bed and
starts tickling her. "You bitch," he says laughing, "You made me look
like an idiot."
Chyna is gasping for air and getting aroused because she knows he is
naked. "Chris. Please. Stop. You. Don't. Have. Any. Clothes. On." Chris
jumps back and is straddling her hips.
He looks down at himself. "Oh fuck." He tries to cover himself up when
Chyna jumps on his back and starts tickling him. They fall together on
the bed, Chris between Chyna's legs. "Chy doll maybe we should stop."
He says looking into her eyes.
Chyna is breathing heavily and wondering what she is doing as she lifts
her hips up to grind them against Chris. "Chris, Honey I think we just
got started." She flips him onto his back and pulls off the t-shirt she
is wearing. She starts to undress the rest of the way but is stopped by
Chris. "What are you doing Chris?"
"Are you sure you want this?"
Chyna just nods her head.
Chris gently pulls her into a kiss and slowly undresses her the rest of
the way. He looks at her and says "I ain't just doing this for the heat
of the moment. I love you and have wanted to do this for as long as I
have known you. So if this is just heat of the moment for you then stop
me now."
"Oh Chris. You have no idea how long I have wanted you to say that you
love me. I love you too and I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't." They
kiss slowly and let the passion take over.
A few days later
Chris looks over at Chyna and asks, "Chy baby. Do you regret what we
did?"
Chyna looks shocked at the question. "No Chris why would I regret it?"
"I don't know. But you haven't exactly talked to me since then."
"I know Chris. I'm sorry but.... Well, it's just that I don't want this
to interfere with your chance at the championship belt. If Hunter finds
out, then you can forget about ever being WWF Champion. I guarantee
that."
"Baby, that belt don't mean shit if I can't share it with the woman I
love."
"You love?"
"Yeah baby. Jesus I've been in love with you forever. The only reason I
didn't say anything was because you were so happy with Trips and then
your first choice to make him jealous was Billy, I thought you didn't
feel the same. And maybe you still don't. Maybe I am alone in being in
love here."
"No baby I love you too. I picked Billy for the same reason that we
couldn't tell anyone. Honey you deserve to be the champ. I won't stand
in the way of that."
"You wouldn't be in the way. Besides, Trips can't have that much power
over Vinces decision's can he?"
"Why do you think that nobody else in DX ever got a chance at any belt
bigger than the European championship or the tag team titles? I'll tell
you why. Because Hunter wanted it that way. He didn't want any of the
other guys to shine once HBK was gone. He felt that Shawn cut into his
spotlight."
"Still, that belt isn't anywhere near as important to me as you are.
Chyna please. I hate to quote Rocky but Triple H can take that belt,
stick it sideways and shove it up his ass."
"That is so sweet Chris. Well, you know what I mean. If you're sure
than we can go together to the staff meeting today."
"I am sure. I want the whole world to know that I am yours."
"You are so silly. Don't you mean that I am yours?!"
"Nope. I belong to you. Totally and completely."
"I love you Chris."
"I love you too baby."
A few hours later, Chris is walking along when he spots Billy. "Hey
Billy."
"What do you want Jericho?"
"Damn all I said was hi. You don't have to jump down my throat."
"Yeah well, if it weren't for you I'd have Chyna right now. But no you
had to go and interfere, tell her how you feel and everything."
"And I suppose it's my fault she feels the same way?"
"Damn straight. Do me a favor Jerky. Stay away from me unless you want
to get hurt."
"No problem. I won't ever say another word to you again."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Brilliant."
"Excellent."
"Asshole."
"Jerk off."
"Screw you."
"Up yours."
"Prick."
"Bitch."
"Dickhead."
"Get out of my way."
"With pleasure."
In another room
"Hey Chy. Hear you have a new boy toy?"
"And I hear your fucking the town slut, Hunter."
"Trish is not a slut, you bitch."
"Oh, please Trips. She has fucked nearly every single guy in this fed.
And a couple of the women too."
"She is not bi."
"I didn't say she was. I said she has fucked a couple of the women in
the fed. At least that's what I've heard."
"Then you haven't heard the truth."
"And I suppose you of all people know what the truth is?"
"Yeah. The truth is now that I know your little boy toy is Billy you
bet that pretty little ass of his that he will never go any further
than being IC champ and a jobber to guys like me. In fact just for
kicks I think we might take the Championship title away from Angle and
give it Jericho. How do you like that?"
"What do I care? Keep the title away from Billy."
"What do mean?"
"Not a thing Trips. Later." Chyna walks away from Triple H nervously.
A little later that night
"Hey baby. What's up?"
"Chris hon. We have to keep you and I a secret at least until you get
the belt."
"Baby we went over this."
"I know but Hunter just told me that to get back at Billy he was gonna
make Angle give up the belt to YOU. So you and I need to play it cool
for a little while."
"Small problem with that baby. Billy knows."
"Billy'll believe whatever I want him to. Just give me permission to
hang on to Billy for a few days until the title change takes place.
Please baby for me?"
"Okay Chy. I hope you know what you are doing."
"We'll find out soon enough."
One day later
"Hey Hunter." Chris says sadly.
"What's got you so down in the mouth Y2J?" Hunter asks curiously.
"Chyna and Billy."
"Tell me about it. Hell, I'd rather she replace me with you instead of
Gunn. I mean seriously, the man is more stuck on himself than Rocky,
and that's a hard thing to be."
"No joke man. You serious?"
"About?"
"If Chyna ever ends it with Gunn, would you mind if I started to date
her?"
"Hell no, Jericho. I think you and Chy would make a cute couple. Don't
go repeating this to anyone but I think Chy's had a crush on you for a
while. Make's me wonder why she chose Billy to try and make me
jealous."
"Who knows man? I really like Chy, you know that right?"
"Course I know that. That's why you blew up when I hooked up with
Trish. Listen man I did it mainly so I could get out of my relationship
with Chy. Now if you want, I can have Trish work on "The One" and get
her to get him to cheat on Chyna. If you want?"
"No man. If I get Chy, I want it to be honest. Not because I set up
that prick Billy. Thanks for the offer man."
"No Problem. Talk to you later Jerky."
"Bye Man."
Later that day
"Hey Trips. Wait up man." Chris says running after the bigger man.
"What now Jerky?" Hunter says looking exasperated
"Very funny big nose."
"Leave my nose outta this."
"Okay sorry it's just kinda hard not to take a shot at something so
hard to miss."
"Your point in stopping me Jericho?"
"Right. Anyhow, I need to talk to you about something. Let's find an
empty locker room."
"Didn't know you swing that way."
"Shove it."
"Well, then getting a little bossy aren't we?"
"Shut your mouth okay? Just listen."
"No problem."
"Okay. Let's play a game of what if. What if I told you that Chy and I
hooked up a few days ago? What if I told you that she was just using
Billy to get back at you? What if I told you that I want to spend the
rest of my life with Chyna? What if I told you that I think she feels
the same way?"
"You and Chyna are together?"
"Sort of. She thinks that you will keep me from getting a shot at the
title if I am with her."
"She's just using Billy?"
"Yeah. She seems to think that you will be jealous or something."
"Are you going to ask her to marry you?"
"I don't know man we just got together a few days ago. You didn't
actually answer any of my questions but I answered yours so..."
"First, I am happy for you and Chyna and I'll be more than glad to tell
her so. Second, I am damn glad she ain't with Billy. Third, treat her
right. It's the least of what that woman deserves. As for her thinking
I'd keep YOU from the title, never. If she had really been dating
Billy, bet your ass I would."
"Thanks Hunter. Now I just need to find her and tell her all of this."
"See ya later then man."
"Bye." Chris says as he leaves to go find Chyna. "What the fuck is
this?" He asks when he walks into Chyna's dressing room.
"Chris. What are you doing here?" Chyna asks looking up in surprise.
"Jesus Chyna I was coming to tell you that Trips is cool with us being
a couple. It's Billy here he doesn't like. Apparently though you don't
feel the same."
"Chris, I care about you but I was trying to convince Billy here..."
"Save it. I don't want to here why you and "the One" are rolling around
naked in MY dressing room. Don't sweat it I'll go see if Taker wants to
room with me."
"Chris honey please don't walk" Chyna is cut off by the door slamming
shut, "out on me?"
"Chyna darlin you don't need that windbag. I am here for you."
"Shove it Billy. The only reason I am here with you is so that Hunter
didn't screw over my man, Chris Jericho." Chyna glares at Billy and
gets up pulling on her clothes. She runs out the door after Chris.
"Chris, please wait up."
"Why Chyna?"
"Because I want you to hear me out."
"No. I mean why did you cheat on me? Damn girl I wouldn't have had a
problem if you two had just been talking but when my girlfriend is
fucking some asshole who is just using her than I am gonna get pissed.
Why?"
"I don't know Chris. I don't. You and me, we're so new I... It scares
me how much I care about you. I honestly don't know what else to say."
"Then there is nothing else to say Chy. I love you but I won't tolerate
you cheating on me."
"It was only this one time Chris. I swear."
"Do me a favor. Remember how you felt when you walked in on Hunter and
Trish? That's how I feel right now. So do me a favor and back off. I
don't want to see you for a little while. I don't know how long it's
gonna be until I do want to see you but rest assured that it will be a
long time until I can forgive you for this. If you want to go back to
Billy, I'll understand. I love you Chy but I cannot stay with you. In
fact right now I can't even stand to look at you."
Chyna collapses in tears as Chris walks away.
THE END