Jon Morris - Away Message (2001)

Jon Morris - 12 - What’s My Maj Again?

I took her out, it was a Friday night
We worked so long to get the answers right
We were just hanging out and she took out our books
Then I turned on my TI-83

	And that’s about the time we got a ninety-three 
	Nobody likes it when you get a C
	Or understands why you’re an engineer
	What the heck’s a B.S.E.?
	My friends say I sure chose a maj
	What’s my maj again?
	What’s my maj again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I told her I really hate the phone
I said I’d talk to her
Over AOL
Only if the network would agree

	And that’s about the time the network froze on me
	Nobody likes it when it’s 3:23
	You find that you’re still studying
	What the heck’s a B.S.E.?
	My friends say I sure chose a maj
	What’s my maj again?
	What’s my maj again?

	And that’s about the time I chose for studying
	Nobody likes it when you get a C
	And you still act like you’re in Freshman year
	What the heck’s a B.S.E.?
	My friends say I sure chose a maj
	What’s my maj again?
	That’s about the time I chose for studying
	This is a major you take seriously
	With many years until I grad-u-ate
	Why would you waste that money?
	My friends say I sure chose a maj
	What’s my maj again?
	What’s my maj again?