CoWs CaN sLeEp LyInG DoWn
CoWs AtTrAcT lOtS oF fLiEs
AlWaYs CowTiP aT nIgHt
NeVeR CowTiP iF iT's RaInInG
NeVeR CoW TiP aLoNe, WhY yOu AsK?
(In CaSe ThE cOw FaLLs On YoU, StUpId!)
BeIng CoVeReD iN CoW sHiT wILL bE gRoSs
BeInG CoVeReD iN cOw PiSs WiLL bE WoRsE
wHiLe cOw TiPpInG..WaTcH 4 tHe BuLL
BeWaRe Of tHe FaRmEr CarRyInG a RiFLe
MaKe YoUr BuDdY sTaNd BeHiNd tHe CoW
bRiNg A cAmeRa & TaKe PiCs
If u FoUnD AnY oF tHiS uSefuL..GeT a LiFe!!
MoSt ImPoRtAnT:
WiScOnSiN PeOpLe Do NOT cOwTiP!
NeXt WeEk:
HoW nOt 2 rAcE a LaWnMoWeR!
ThIs SiTe cOntAiNs InFo AbOuT mE aNd SoMe OtHeR uSeFuL sTuFf!
YoU mUsT bE 18 YeArS oF AgE to ViEw ThIs SiTe!
If YoU aRe nOt 18...Please LeAvE nOw!
AnD tHeRe U WiLL gO!