CoWs CaN sLeEp LyInG DoWn
CoWs AtTraCt lOtS oF fliEs
AlWaYs CowTiP aT nIgHt
NeVeR CowTiP iF iT's RaInInG
NeVer CoW TiP aLoNe, WhY yOu ASk?
(In CaSe ThE cOw FaLLs On YoU, StUpId!)
BeWaRe Of CoW sHiT oN tHe GrOuNd
ThErE iS aLwAyS ToNs oF iT aLL aRouNd
wHiLe CoW TiPpinG..WaTch 4 tHe BuLL
BeWaRe Of tHe FaRmEr CaRrYiNg A RiFLe.
BeInG CoVeReD iN cOw ShIt SuCkS
It SmElls WoRsE tHeN a DeAd DeErS gUtS
MaKe YoUr BuDdy sTaNd BeHiNd tHe CoW
bRiNg A cAmEra & TaKe PiCs
If U fOuNd AnY oF ThIs uSefUl..GeT a LiFe!!
MoSt ImPoRtAnT:
WiScOnSiN PeOpLe Do NOT cOwTip!
NeXt WeEk:
ChEcK bAcK aNd SeE!
AnD tHeRe u WiLL gO!
ThIs SiTe cOntAiNs InFo AbOuT mE & sOmE oThEr StUff!
YoU mUsT bE 18 yEaRs Of aGe To ViSiT tHiS siTe!
If YoU aRe nOt 18...PleAsE LeAvE nOw!
YoU r ViSiToR #
