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| This is my top 20 of my favorite Quotes: |
| 1 - Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin' in a box!! 2 - Rachel: Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? 3 - Chandler to Joey: You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! 4 - Rachel to Ross: Oh, what do you know? You married a lesbian. 5 - Joey: You see, the Netherlands is this make believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from. 6 - Phoebe: There goes my identical twin sister, just walkin' along, lookin' like me. 7 - Chandler: Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian... Did I say that out loud? 8 - Chandler: [Voice over] Gum would be perfection?? Gum would be perfection!? I could have said `Gum would be nice,` or `Yes, I'll have a stick.` But no, for me... gum is PERFECTION!! I loathe myself! 9 - Joey: Hi, I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes? 10 - Monica: I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob? 11 - Ross: What did the insurance company say? Chandler: Oh, thay daid 'you don't have insurance here so stop calling us. 12 - Chandler (to Julie): Julie, oh sorry, you had a paeliontoligist on your face.. it's of now. 13 - Ross: Every week, the TV guide comes to Joey and chandler's apartment. Who's name is it under? Rachel: Ooh! ooh! Chandler gets it, it's Chandler Bing!! Monica: NO!!! Ross: I'm sorry, that's incorrect. It comes to a ...Chanandler Bong. Monica: I knew that. Rachel! Use your head!! Chandler: Actually, it's MISS Chanandler Bong.... 14 - Joey: Some girl ate Monica! Monica: Shut up. The camera adds ten pounds. Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you? 15 - Rachel: That's right, we met, you flirted, then BAM 9 years later you had me! 16 - Phoebe to Ross: Remember that time on the frozen lake? We were playing chess, you said I was boring and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz!...Ok, there's a CHANCE that this may have been a dream. 17 - Joey: Monday, One Day. Tuesday, Two Day. Wednesday, When? Huh? What day? Thursday, the Third Day! 18 - Rachel: I really thought I hit rock bottom, but today, it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me 19 - Chandler: From now on I have no first name. Joey: So you're just 'Bing?' Chandler: I have no name. 20 - Joey: Well, you're gonna have to get a divorce! Ross: No, no, no...we can just get an annulment! Joey: Dude, Ross, I don't think surgery is the solution! |