Disclaimer: Rysher/Panzer/Davis/Gaumont have the privilege of owning Duncan, Methos and the concept of immortality. I have just borrowed them for my own needs. No copyright infringement is intended. No money was made, ever.

Rated PG for language.

Notes Twas the season for me to get silly, so I did.

'Twas the night before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the loft
Not a creature was stirring, they had both gone soft;
Their clothes were flung around without care,
In hopes that no K'Immies would come there;

Their swords were nestled safely by their beds,
While visions of Quickenings danced in their heads;
With Methos in his boxers and I in the nude,
We had just settled down after using all the lube;

When down in the dojo there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from Methos' arms-"what the hell's the matter?";
My sword in my hand, intent on listening
The bed covers thrown back, Methos was glistening;

The moon in my eyes, his bare skin like snow,
Drawing my attention to objects below;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But eight beautiful, hard inches drawing me near;

With a flick of my tongue, so soft and so quick,
It jerked in delight, so dark and so thick;
More rapid that Amanda, he shuddered and came,
And he yelled, and shouted and screamed my name;

"Now Duncan! Now damn it! Give me some more!
On me, in me, now. Right here on the floor!"
On top of Methos, I did jump,
His beautiful bum in my face, oh what a rump;

I said not a word, but got right to my work,
I rammed it home repeatedly and came with a jerk;
And laying by his side, I kissed his nose,
He gave a smile and I watched as it again rose;

He sprang on top and gave a yell,
We were at it again, I'm in heaven and hell;
But I heard him exclaim, as he hovered above me, oh what a site,
"Merry Christmas to Slashers and to all a hot night!"

Happy Holidays to everyone! May you also get your hearts desire!!!


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