| Things Women Say When Stressed at Work |
| Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. |
| You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. |
| Well this day was a total waste of make-up. |
| Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? |
| Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. |
| Do I look like a people person? |
| This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. |
| I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. |
| Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. |
| Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? |
| I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. |
| Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. |
| Do they ever shut up on your planet? |
| I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. |
| Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet. |
| Back off!! You're standing in my aura. |
| Don't worry. I forgot your name, too. |
| I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. |
| Not all men are assholes. Some are dead. |
| Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. |
| Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done. |
| Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. |
| You look like shit. Is that the style now? |
| Earth is full. Go home. |
| Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? |
| I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. |
| A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. |
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