| Pot Smokers Humor |
| Q. What is the difference between politicians and stoners ? |
| A. Politicians don't inhale...they just suck. |
Q. What do you get when you eat marijuana ? |
| A. A pot belly |
Q. What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs ? |
| A. Double jointed. |
Q. How do fish party ? |
| A. Seaweed. |
| Q. What do you call one bowl between three tokers ? |
| A. Malnutrition. |
| Q. What do you call a person who remembers what they did at Woodstock ? |
| A. A Liar. |
| Q. What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner ? |
| A. The drunk will drive through a stop sign while the stoner will wait for it to turn green. |
| Q. Why did the pot head plant cheerios ? |
| A: He thought they were donut seeds. |
| Two stoners are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other I sure wish I could do that. The other stoner says you better get to know him better first. |
You might be a stoner if your bong gets washed more than your dishes. |
Two stoners were walking and saw a fly on a pile of crap. One stoner says to the other- Wow he had to go bad. |
Did you hear about the stoners that locked their keys in the car ? It took them two hours to get out. |
Stoner good fortune: When you are cleaning your room and find some hooch you forgot about. |
Stoner Pick-up Line: Hey I have a 9 inch joint. |