| A. "Toe goes in first". |
| He thought a quarterback was a refund. |
| When he heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, he moved. |
| He Was Such a Man That ....... |
| He took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. |
| He stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate". |
| He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. |
| He told someone to meet him at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". |
| If he spoke his mind, he'd be speechless. |
| He put lipstick on his forehead because he wanted to make up his mind. |
| It took him 9 months to figure out that he could use his AM radio at night. |
| At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", he wrote Sagittarius. |
| He tripped over the cordless phone. |
| When he saw the sign in front of the YMCA, he said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!" |
| Q. What do you call 9 men in a circle? |
| A. A dope ring. |
| Q. Why can't men be pharmacists? |
| A. Because they can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter. |
| Q. What's the definition of eternity? |
| A. 4 men at a 4 way stop. |
| Q. Why do men have TGIF on their shoes? |
| Q. What did the man say when he looked into the box of Cheerios? |
| A. "OH LOOK!!! Donut seeds." |
| Q. Why did the man resolve to have only three children? |
| A. Because he read that one child out of every four born was Chi |