Jokes

Q. What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub?

A. A Self-Cleaning Coven

Q. What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?

A. The Blessed Bee!

Q. What's another name for a solitary Wiccan?

A. Craft single.

Q. What do you say to an angry witch?

A. Ribbit

Q. How do you tell a NewAge witch from a NeoPagan Witch?

A. You throw them both in the water. The NeoPagan Witch will float, whereas the NewAge Witch will sink under the weight of all their (overpriced) crystals....

The Mighty God Thor was riding across the skies on his fiery steed Pegasus. He raised his hammer and bellowed, "I'M THOR! I'M THOR!" Pegasus looked up at him and muttered, "You thoulda wore your thaddle, thilly."

Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."

A southern fairytale begins "'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!"

Last updated: May 12, 2004