Charmed Season 2: Favorite Lines
2.01: Witch Trial
Dan: Jenny come on talk to me.
Piper, Prue & Phoebe: Whoa.
Phoebe: I saw him first.
Piper: Demons now. Drooling later.
Phoebe: When in Rome.
Piper: No, no, no. We�re not in Rome Phoebe. We�re in California and it�s illegal here.
Phoebe: It�s totally natural okay. Go for it. Come on.
Piper: This is ridiculous. Can I keep my shoe�s on?
Phoebe: Yeah but that�s it.
Piper: And the Woogyman.
Phoebe: When did the Woogyman become unvanquished?
Piper: A couple seconds ago.
Piper: Why does the book do that? How does the book do that?
Piper: Phoebe, are you there?
Phoebe: AT&T power of three.
Phoebe: Grams?
Piper: Where!
Phoebe: Whoa! What did you buy?
Piper: Doody.
Prue: We weren't out of that.
Piper: That couldn't be.
Phoebe: Oh, I hope it is!
Piper: Speak of the angel, I'll get that.
Piper: And you're blonde.
Prue: Yeah, I know, strange.
Piper�s friend: Are you sure you want me to take her to your ex�s?
Piper: Ex? As in husband? As in mine? Yes. Yes. If that is what I told you, then yes
Leo: We agreed, no magic for Melinda's sake.
Piper: Melinda?
Leo: Our daugter. What's wrong with you?
Piper: Our, daughter!
Cupid: Ain't love grand?
Dan: That's another thing, there's strange guys who always show up at their place, they pop in, they pop out. Who the hell are they?
Prue: (panting) I love this new power.
Phoebe: Hey, if only I had bagged Mr. Creepy last night, we could've had a Halliwell hatrick.
Phoebe: Cupid, Piper. Piper, Cupid.
Cupid: In a hurry to get rid of me Phoebe?
Cupid: Care to help me with that potion?
Phoebe: Me? Why me?
Cupid: Because they have dates.
Piper: Hey, how did you...never mind.
Piper: What are we supposed to do? Bring him up in the ways of witchcraft?
Prue: Can you believe it took me all night to figure out this is the only finger he likes?
Prue: What are you doing here?
Jack: Getting my ass kicked by a five year old.
Jack: Sorry squirt, only two tickets.
Prue: Kids under two fly free.
Jack: I was afraid you'd say that.
Piper: I don't want a test run, I remember when Phoebe was a baby and Mom was miserable and Prue kept dropping her.
Phoebe: What?
Prue: Hah, changing the subject.
Jack: Are you talking about our relationship, or the painting?
Leo: Tell Piper I love her.
Leo: Now that I'm mortal, I'm going to fight for you. May the best man win.
Prue: I don't know, he's always been sorta, you know, around.
Phoebe & Prue: Leo? Leo!
Piper: Thank you for doing something I specifically asked you not to do!
Nathan: So he can freeze the bad things inside of me and then move them?
Phoebe: And kickbox! Don't forget kickbox.
Prue: Back off Thumper!
Piper: Actually, what I was going to say was that I'm running a little late, and if you'll wait for me at the bar, I'll be with you soon.
Phoebe: I just want you all to know that I am a vegetarian, I have never eaten any of you!
Phoebe: What I could really use though, is the salt of life.
Leo: We have the salt of marguarita.
Phoebe: I'll take it.
Pig: Run free, brothers!
Piper: Why don't they make cards that say you used to be my whitelighter, now your wings are clipped and you're sleeping in my club?
Phoebe: Or, how about, you snooze, you lose, now I'm getting naked with the neighbour?
Piper: What? It just, slipped your mind?
Christina: You broke my dolly.
Phoebe: Leo, don't worry so much, you're mortal now. You'll get wrinkles.
Phoebe: Midnight, full moon, what's the difference? It's always one or the other.
Anton: Feels good to be bad, doesn't it?
Anton: Oh, I'm going to like having that power.
Phoebe: Tell that to past Phoebe, you cursed her!
Phoebe: Who, suprise, was a warlock.
Phoebe: Good sisters, happy sisters!
Leo: Yeah, I'll be fine, thanks for asking.
Anton: You're too good to be true.
Phoebe: Thanks for reminding me!
Leo: Saved by the bell...or not!
Piper: Trust me, you don't have to worry about Leo at all, he's an angel.
Piper: Together? Here? So much for evolution.
Leo: I'm hoping Piper learns from her past mistakes.
Last updated: May 11, 2004 
