Charmed Season 1: Favorite Lines
1.01: Something Wicca This Way Comes
- In the Manor when the power goes out
Prue:Don't you think you're overreacting, we're perfectly safe here
Piper:Don't say that in horror movies the person who says that is always the next to dies
- On the front steps of the Manor
Piper: You're up early
Phoebe: I never went asleep
Piper: Don't tell me you put on a conical hat and spent the night
flying around the neighborhood on a broomstick
Phoebe: The only broom i've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop
- Still on the steps
Phoebe: According to the book of shadows one of our ancestors was a witch named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic and a father who's invisible.
- In the drugstore
Phoebe: Chamomile tea works great for headaches.
Prue: Not for this one it won't.
Phoebe: You know, I'm not afraid of our powers. I mean everyone inherits something from their family. Right?
Prue: yeah money, antiques, a strong dispostion that's what normal people inherit.
Phoebe: Who wants to be normal when we could be special.
Prue: I want to be normal i want my life to be. You know, isn't this aisle three?
Phoebe: Well we can't change what happened, we can't undo our destiny.
Prue: Do you see any asprin?
Phoebe: I see chamomile tea.
Prue: Look I have just found out that I'm a witch, that my sisters are witches
and that we have powers that will apparently unleash all forms of evil. Evil that is apparently going to come looking for us, so excuse me Phoebe but I'm not exactly in a homeopathic mood right now.
Phoebe: Then move your headache out of your mind.
asprin springs off shelf
Phoebe:You move things when you're upset.
Prue: This is ridiculous. I thought that you landed on your arm, not your head.
Phoebe: You don't believe me.
Prue: Of course I don't believe you.
Phoebe: ...Roger....
more asprin flys off shelves
Phoebe: Now let's talk about dad and see what happens.
Prue: He's dead Phoebe.
Phoebe: No he's moved from New York but he's very much alive.
Prue: He isn't to me, he died the day he left mom.
Phoebe: What are you talking about he's always been a major button pusher for you. You're mad he's alive, you're mad I tried to find him, and you're mad I came back.
Phoebe: dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
shelves empty
Phoebe: Feel better?
Prue: Lots.
Phoebe: The book of shadows said that our powers would grow.
Prue: Grow to what?
laugh
- On the front steps of the Manor
Prue: I mean do witches date?
Piper: Not only do they date, but they usually get the best guys
1.02: I've Got You Under My Skin
- In the restaurant Quake
Phoebe: See that poster boy to your left. Just glance don't be obvious.
Piper: I approve who is he?
Phoebe: His name is Alec and he's about to come over and and ask if he can buy me a martini.
Piper: how do you know
Phoebe: Let's just say I've solved the age old problem of who approaches whom first. I had a little premonition.
Piper: What? Phoebe you're not supposed to use your powers, we agreed.
Phoebe: No you and Prue agreed, I abstained. Besides it's not like I can control it, it just popped into my head.
Piper: Thats the whole point. None of us can control our powers. Thats what scares me. I could panic and freeze the entire restaurant.
Poster boy comes over and acts out premonition.
Piper: Prue is going to be pissed.
Phoebe: News flash stop worrying you'll get wrinkles.
- At the van unloading food at the church.
Phoebe: You would think that after last night Prue would be a lot mellower. I mean how long had it been six months? And she's worse.
Piper: It's just so un-Prue like to have sex on the first date. I mean everything is changing since we've become ummm you know
Phoebe: Come on you've never had sex on the first date?
Piper: No have you, don't answer that
Phoebe: well it's not a regular thing. Of course now that I'm a witch I can see if it going to be any good before I actually...
- In the kitchen at Quake
Piper: WATCH IT! (freezes kitchen) oh no, no no no no not again...
Prue: Now look at what you've done.
Phoebe: This is my fault?!
Piper: You guys aren't frozen.
Phoebe: Guess it doesn't work on witches. Piper how long does this last?
Piper: I don't know. Not long.
Prue: (looking in restaurant) It doesn't work out here either.
Piper: Tell me this isn't happening
- Piper opens door to church, puts one foot in and out, then steps in and looks around. She then turns and walks out with big grin and yells "I'm Good!!"
- Back at Quake
Phoebe Lucky me. I learned my lesson I've got to be more careful.
Prue: Excuse me did I just hear right. Did she actually admit to doing something wrong
Piper: that's what I heard
Phoebe: Frame it. It won't happen again.
Piper: At least we we helped those people, I mean it's nice to know our powers really are good.
Prue: Yeah good for everything but our lovelives unfortunately. Although I must admit they do come in handy once in awhile.
Phoebe: Uh Huh, hypocrite.
1.03: Thank You For Not Morphing
- On the Manor steps heading across the street
Prue: So we're agreed, 20 minutes.
Piper: Prue you can't do a party in 20 minutes.
Prue: Watch me.
Phoebe: Prue's party tips, meet, greet and bail.
Prue: Hey I'm sorry but some of us have a job.
Phoebe: And some of us have fun.
Piper: And some of us are having a really bad hair day.
Prue: You know that is a signm, let's turn back now before it's too late.
Piper: No
Phoebe: It's never too late for a party
Piper: It's never too late Prue
- In the kitchen
Prue: Well either we could rely on our vicious guard cat to protect us or we could remember to lock the doors.
Prue walks into the laundry room
Phoebe: That is a really good idea Prue.
Phoebe follows and locks Prue in the laundry room
- In the Manor
Piper: Okay we have to call the cops and report it as a a break in
Prue: And tell them what. That someone broke into our house to try to steal our broomsticks? I mean... Please.
1.04: Dead Man Dating
- Piper and Phoebe in the Kitchen
Piper: Phoebe you were supposed to send the invitations last week, the party is Friday.
Phoebe: We're right on schedule. The restaurant is reserved. The menu is selected. The cake has been ordered.
Piper: That's because I did all those things. At least tell me you've managed to buy Prue somthing other than your traditional birthday gift.
Phoebe: What's my traditional gift?
Piper: A card three days late.
- Piper to Phoebe in the Lounge of the Hotel
Piper: Are you out of your mind again?
Phoebe: No, I'm the amazing Phoebe.
Piper: This is not funny our powers are suppoesed to be a secret not a marketable job skill.
- Mark (the ghost) meeting Piper and Phoebe for the first time
Mark: I need your help.
Piper: Yeah? talk to the psychic.
- Piper freezes Yama
Mark: What happened?
Piper: I'm a good witch remember.
Mark: But how?
Piper: I don't know. I panic, I put up both hands and bad things tend to freeze.
Mark: For how long?
Piper: Not very. Let's go
- Mark walks in on the girls talking in the hall, Prue's just out of the shower
Mark: Piper, where did you say today's paper was?
Prue: Hey, I'm practically naked here.
Mark: Whoops. Sorry.
Phoebe: What's the drunk from the hotel doing here?
Mark: My name's Mark and I'm not a drunk.
Piper: He's a ghost.
Prue: Excuse me a what?
Piper: A ghost. He was murdered and he obviously needs our help. Why else would webe able to see him?
Phoebe: He can see us that's for sure.
Prue: Adjusting towel HEY!
Mark: Of all the days to be a dead man.
Prue: Are you sure this guys really a ghost?
Piper: tosses a mug through mark Positive.
- In the stairwell in front of the "bad guy's" office
Mark: Wait, he's got an amulet on the door I can't go in.
Piper takes amulet and tosses it off the staircase
Mark: Never mind.
- After the bad guy gets shot
Piper: I've never seen anybody killed before
Phoebe: Jeremy.
Prue: Javna.
Piper: I mean humans
- In the cemetery
Piper: Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy.
Phoebe: It's an improvement. At least he wasn't a warlock.
1.05: Dream Sorcerer
- In Quake
Guy: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt? Because I know an angel when I see one!
Phoebe: I'm no angel, I'm a witch.But, don't tell my sisters I told you.
- Phoebe to Piper about using the spell
Phoebe: I found a spell. How to attract a lover.
Piper: No Phoebe. Forget it. We're not casting any spells.
Phoebe: Come on. There must be more to our powers than warlock wasting. I'm ready to have some fun with our magic.
- Phoebe: Did I say spell?! I meant recipe
- Phoebe to Piper about using the spell
Phoebe: Look I'm not talking about marriage here. We have our 30's to freak out about that.
- Prue to the Hunk in the kitchen
Prue: Excuse me but, who are you?
Piper: Who cares?
- In Quake post spell casting
Mr.Manford: Has anyone ever told you how truly beautiful you are?
Piper: Have you been drinking?!
Mr.Manford: Sense of humour, I love that.
- Phoebe to cats trying to get in house
Phoebe: Go away horny tomcats!
- Piper on phone in Quake
Piper: Prue Halliwell please. It's her sister Piper.
Guy: You know you shouldn't have dinner with that guy.
Piper: Why not?
Guy: Because you should fly to Paris with me.
Piper: Tell her it's an emergency.
- Piper and Phoebe
Piper: That's gotta be Prue.
Phoebe: Wait! What are we going to tell her. That we can't help her. That she can never go to sleep.
- Prue in hospital bed
Prue: Thanks for the flowers.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Prue: What�s going on?
Phoebe: Oh long story. Not very interesting.
Prue: Does this have anything to do with your lust spell?
Piper: Un hun.
Phoebe: But don't worry.
Piper: We reversed the spell last night.
- Andy coming into hospital room
Andy: Afternoon ladies. Surprise.
Prue: Yes it is.
Phoebe: What are you looking at me for? I didn't tell him.
Piper: Guilty. Come on, let's go.
1.06: The Wedding From Hell
- Phoebe waiting outside of the bathroom
Phoebe: Am I in for a cold shower? Yes or no?
Piper: At certain times in our life, a cold shower is probably a good thing.
Phoebe: Not three mornings in a row, it isn't!
- At Bucklands
Prue: Which sister?
Rex: The one who, upon seeing your office said "Damn I should go back to college".
Prue: Phoebe, well, for once her timing's good.
- Phoebe and Piper in the kitchen
Phoebe: I went to see Prue.
Piper: At the auction house? That's all the way down......What were you doing there?
Phoebe: Adding more bricks to the wall between us.
- Prue talking to Allison
Prue: Have you ever seen that television show where... there's the woman who's an angel and she helps strangers every week?
Allison: I love that show.
Prue: Don't get too excited. I'm nothing like that.
- Piper and Phoebe at the Wedding
Piper: Stripper eating bridesmaid ahead.
Phoebe: Keep walking.
- Phoebe and Piper talking
Phoebe: Okay I can't hold this in any longer. You're name isn't Piper and that's the good news. Your really Hecate, queen of the underworld you're pregnant with the demon child which means. I'm afraid I have to kill you.
Piper: What?
- Prue waiting for Piper to be finished with the bathroom
Prue: Are you still in there?
Piper: I'm almost done.
Prue: Define almost.
Piper: Just give me another minute... or two.
Prue: You're positive?
Piper: I hope not.
- Jade to Piper
Jade: Why you little witch.
Piper: Hey!
- Phoebe, Piper and Prue talking
Piper: You'll never greet your husband at the door with 'Honey I think I froze the kids.'
Prue: No I just accidentally moved them to another zip code.
Phoebe: But I will see them, find them and bring them back safely.
1.07: The Fourth Sister
- In the video store
Andy: Ah, care to see Lethal weapon three?
Prue: Not very romantic
Andy: Right
Prue: Hey, how about double indemnity
Andy: It's black and white
Prue: Right
Video Dude: Video paralysis
Prue: Excuse me
Video Dude: You're probably two minutes away from leaving without a rental do you mind if I help? After all i am a pro
Andy: Sure.
Andy: Doesn't really matter what we pick anyway, probably never get around to watching it
Prue: Oh yeah, pretty cocky
Andy: Actually what I meant was something always seems to comes up. get in our way.
Prue: That's not true. ... Okay Well, maybe it's sometimes true. There's always a perfectly good reason
Andy: Prue there's never a perfectly good reason. As a matter of fact there's usually not even a reason at all, good, bad or otherwise
Prue: Alright, you, me, alone tonight. And nothing. I mean nothing will get in our way. I guarantee it.
Andy: I'll hold you to that
Prue: Okay
They kiss
Video Dude: I got it. Body Heat
Prue & Andy: We'll take it
1.08: The Truth Is Out There... And It Hurts
- Walking towards a club.
Phoebe: ask again later (reading the magic 8 ball) A little vague. How am I supposed to plan my future without a little direction?
Prue: You who can see the future is now looking for it in a magic 8 ball.
Phoebe: My visions don't help me remember.
Piper: I've got an idea, why don't we ask it if Prue and Andy will get back together.
Prue: Oh Phoebe please don't.
Phoebe: Oooh Interesting.
Piper: Very.
Phoebe mixes the 8 ball before Prue can see it.
Phoebe: You two are cruel.
- Phoebe and Piper meeting at the front door of their house.
Phoebe: Hey, stranger back from the war?
Piper: More like I brought the battle home with me, inventory.
Phoebe: I'll help you with yours if you'll help me with mine.
- Piper and Phoebe talking in the living room while Prue casts the truth spell in the attic
Phoebe: So I guess you didn't talk to your boss.
Piper: Course I did just like I said I would. Am I getting a zit on my chin?
Phoebe: Can't even see it.
The spell is cast and starts working
Piper: You really can't see it?
Phoebe: Are you kidding it looks like that thing has a life of it's own.
Piper: What ?!
Phoebe: So you really told off Martin.
Piper: No I lied I chickened out.
- Breakfast in the morning.
Prue: Is this leaded.
Piper: Nope.
Prue: It's not?
Piper: It never has been I just say it is because it's ridiculous to make two pots of coffee when you're the only one who drinks diesel.
Phoebe: Prue don't give me grief when you get the phone bill. I was up all night on the Internet and I didn't find anything. That poor girl. Oh Piper, I'm sorry about that crack I made last night about your zit.
Piper: That's okay. So you really can't see it?
Phoebe: Like I said it's huge. Something weird is going on.
Leo walks in
Leo: Morning ladies should be able to finish the stairs today.
Piper: Okay, I'll make some more coffee.
Phoebe: And I'll bring it to you.
Piper: Oh here we go again, right?
Phoebe: Piper we both know the only reason I like Leo is because you do. Okay I have no idea why I just said that. What's going on?
Prue: Uh, Ok I'm late for work busy gotta go.
Piper: Prue!
Prue: Yeah
Phoebe: Spill, what's up?
Prue: I cast a truth spell.
Phoebe & Piper: WHAT?!?!
Piper: You cast a truth spell?
Prue: Yes, look please no more questions.
Piper: Why?
Prue: Because I wanted to know what Andy would think of me if he found out I was a witch.
Piper: Oh.
Phoebe: I can't believe it.
Prue: Oh look who's talking little Miss spell of the week.
Phoebe: No no no, I mean can't believe you finally took my advice. The biggest pooper at the wicca party has finally used her power for personal gain. It's about time.
Piper: Personal it's affecting us Prue what have you done the spell was only supposed to work on me. It said those in this house, I thought I was alone.
Phoebe: Well, obviously you weren't.
Piper: Wait we just have to undo right now fast.
Prue: Can't 24 hour time limit which means until 8:00 tonight everybody who comes into contact with us will have no choice but to speak the truth.
Piper: What do you mean no choice
Prue: Exactly that, ask me a question
Phoebe: I'm game, Prue, what do you think of me?
Prue: while I admire your confidence and your fearlessness your utter lack ofresponsibility frustrates me to no end. Oh god that is so enough!
Piper: Oh my god, this could be very dangerous.
Phoebe: I'm kinda digging. It Piper, what do you really think of your boss?
Piper: I think he's a self serving jerk who must have a very small penis. *gasp* Oh my god I'm going to be soooo fired.
Prue: No no no ... it's okay because once the spell ends no one will remember what they've heard.
Prue: You guys I just wanted to see how Andy would react.
Phoebe: What a way to come out of the broom closet.
Piper: Are you nuts we just need we need to lock the doors, call in sick and just stay in our bedrooms till it just, just goes away.
- Tanya bringing sandwiches to Prues office, interrupted by Hannah.
Prue: Hey Tanya.
Hannah: Personal call Prue?
Prue: Personal business Hannah and I swear that that's my name on the door.
Hannah: Ooh look last Turkey no mayo my favorite.
Tanya: Actually I was saving that for Prue.
Hannah: Yeah, you were.
Prue: Don't you hate turkey?
Hannah: Course I do, I just don't want you to have it.
Prue: is there any particular reason why you're such a bitch to me?
Hannah: Yes, because it's my mission in life to destroy you.
- Hannah stopping at Prues office on her way home.
Hannah: Hey, last one out gets the lights. I'm uh going home. So, lock up when you leave.
Prue: Sure.
Hannah: Um Prue, about what I said earlier...
Prue: Now isn't a good time.
Hannah: I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
Prue: But you wouldn't really mean that, would you?
Hannah: Uh no.
- Prue to Piper after the demon from the future is vanquished.
Prue: I love it when they clean up after themselves.
1.09: The Witch Is Back
- Phoebe and Piper talking about Leo.
Phoebe: Stop hinting around and ask him out already. Give him some of your crab.
Piper: Don't be disgusting.
Phoebe: Don't be so shy.
Piper: What if he says no.
Phoebe: Yeah, like that'll happen.
Piper: I'm serious.
Phoebe: So am I.
Piper: I am very serious I've never you know...
Phoebe: You're kidding right?
Piper: No.
Piper: You've never asked a guy out before?
Piper: Not on a real date no.
Phoebe: I don't understand this. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the 'take a chance gene'?
Piper: Probably cuz if I remember my biology correctly it's attached to the 'can't mind myown business gene'.
- Pitcher of liquid is about to spill on Leo who's fixing the sink. Phoebe to Piper
Phoebe: Frozen. Quick have your way with him.
- Phoebe has a premonition
Phoebe: You said Matthew came out of the locket, I think I just saw Melinda put him in.
Prue: You saw the past?
Piper: But you only see the future.
Phoebe: Not anymore.
Prue: We always knew that our powers would grow.
Phoebe: Yes, but somehow I thought I was gonna to get to fly.
- While watching tv and talking about the problem
Piper: Maybe Andy can help.
Prue: All right, you want to have that conversation with him? Hey, Andy I hate to bother you but, this 17th century warlock is trying to kill me and my sisters. Any thoughts?
Piper: Okay it was a bad idea.
- Sitting around the altar about to cast a spell
Phoebe: Well... The spell works by blood calling blood. So... It shouldn't hurt much. I lied! I lied! Okay come on you guys. It will be like the summer by the lake. Remember we made a blood oath to be friends for ever. Not just sisters.
Piper: I remember my finger got infected.
Prue: Yeah but the oath worked.
Piper: And I couldn't go in the water for 3 weeks. Don't hand me that knife.
Prue: How are you going to cut yourself?
Piper: I'm not.
Phoebe: Piper.
Piper: I can't stand the sight of blood.
Prue: Evil beings have blown up in our attic.
Phoebe: Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes.
Prue: And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?
Piper: Okay just cut my finger.
Prue: You do it.
Piper: OW!
- Phoebe lending Melinda clothes
Melinda: No don't rip the dress to make it fit me?
Phoebe: No I'm not ripping it it's called a zipper see.
Melinda: Oh, a wise witch made this.
Phoebe: And wise witches in this century keep a low profile you slip this dress on and you'll blend right in.
Melinda: So odd to be here again, to breath and feel. What sheep has wool so soft?
Phoebe: A synthetic one.
Melinda: Oh, did it take you long to make the dress?
Phoebe: Make it, no I bought it.
Melinda: Oh you must be rich.
Prue: She's got credit cards.
Piper: Oh, Wow. Melinda you look great.
Melinda: Oh thank you, but how do you keep your legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.
- Hannah helping Matthew choose clothes
Matthew: Are these pants meant to be so tight?
Hannah: Absolutely.
1.10: Wicca Envy
- Phoebe and Prue entering the house
Prue: I don't know Phoebe, the Betsy Johnson dress might be a bit too much forwork.
Phoebe: That's what a new wardrobe is all about, pushing the limits.
Prue:Yeah, and stretching the budget. Maybe I should just check with Piper.
Piper and Leo laughingly start to enter the room
Phoebe: Oh my God Prue!
Piper freezes Leo, slips and slides across the hall to land at their feet
Piper: I am so embarrassed.
Phoebe: Of couse she might have other things on her mind, like having her way with the handy man.
Piper: I thought you guys were supposed to be shopping.
Prue: Obviously.
Phoebe: Oh look front clasp bra, she means business.
Prue: Serious business.
Piper: Do you mind.
Phoebe: No, are you kidding I think it's great as long as he's not still on the clock.
Piper: What I mean you guys have got to get out of here before he unfreezes. And I never know how long this thing lasts. How much did you guys spend?
Phoebe: Lots. Prue's look is perfect for an SHW.
Prue: SHW?
Phoebe: Single Hot Witch
Prue: MMmmmm.
Piper: Prue are you sure this isn't depression buying you know post breakup.
Phoebe: Pulling out a bustier from the packages Does this look like something adepressed woman would wear?
Prue: Hhmm. Maybe you should borrow it.
Piper: Okay time's up. You two have gotta go. Go on, go in there. And be quiet!
Phoebe: We will if you will.
- Piper enters from upstairs
Piper: Hi, bye
Prue: Oh.
Phoebe Piper
Prue: Didn't you have to go in early this morning?
Piper: Right that was the plan I'm running a little late. Umm It just took a little longer toget out of bed this morning than I planned. Okay. Bye.
Prue:Whoa. Wait.
Phoebe: You Leo last night dish.
Piper: Well, it was nice, Well it was wonderful. We just had a few problems.
Prue: Problems what problems?
Piper: It's been awhile since I you know I ... and I was a little nervous and I kinda kept freezing him.
Prue: Aww, Piper you didn't.
Piper: I didn't mean to the first time.
Prue: Okay so at what point in the process exactly, did you just freeze him?
Phoebe: Hello!
Piper: I gotta go.
Phoebe: No no no Piper we're only teasing you.
Prue: The truth is we're just jealous. Seriously. We're just happy to see you with a great guy
Phoebe: Yeah between you and Leo, and Prue the new hot Wicca woman, and me soon to be employed things are looking up.
Piper: Don't say that. The moment somebody says that everything always goes South.
Phoebe: Unless you freeze him. Ooooo I couldn't help it. It was sooo good.
- Rex astrally tell's Piper: "You're a miserable witch"
Prue: What's the matter?
Piper:I don't know, I feel like calling a shrink for some reason.
- Phoebe and Piper standing in Rex's vacant apartment
Phoebe: Prue's right about Rex which means I'm dateing a warlock.
Piper: Been there done that.
- In the jail, Piper freezes guards
Phoebe: Totally cool power. I hate you.
- The sisters in the hall at Bucklands after Rex's and Hannah's demise
Piper: What the hell was that?
Phoebe: I think you answered your own question.
1.11: Feats of Clay
- Sisters in the Entry
Phoebe: Do I have lipstick on my teeth?
Piper: Yes.
Prue: To Piper That was mean.
Piper: To Prue That was not mean.
- Sisters discussing how to help Clay
Prue: The guardian punishes the greedy. So maybe if Clay does something selfless it will even the score.
Piper: Good luck. Sorry.
- Waiter and waitress get engaged
Piper: Maybe this would have happened sooner if I would've kept my little wicked nose out of their business.
1.12: The Wendigo
- Piper stranded with a flat tire in the park
Piper: It didn't work.
Phoebe: Okay stay there and we'll come get you.
Piper: No I can do it. I can figure it out.
Phoebe: Piper you're stranded and you're all alone and the only thing you have to protect yourself with is a wooden spoon that's broken.
Piper: And I have the power to freeze. I'm fine. It's better then mace.
- Sisters in the attic trying to cure Piper
Prue: But. We might have to confine you until we get back so tie you down I guess?
Piper: No. Go to hell.
Prue: Do we have any chains?
Phoebe: I actually do think I have something.
Phoebe leaves
Prue: Okay
Prue to Piper: Are you back?
Piper: I don't want this to happen to me Prue. Kill Ashley, this is me talking.
Phoebe returns holding up handcuffs
Phoebe: Here.
Prue: Where did you get that? ... nevermind.
- In the park, right after vanquishing the Wendigo.
Phoebe: Are you okay?
Piper: I think so but, I'm naked and freezing.
- Sisters sitting in Quake post Wendigo, Phoebe quitting work at Bucklands
Phoebe: ...besides that's your world I need to find one of my own.
Prue: You will.
Piper: Just stay out of my world or I'll kill you.
pause
Piper: Just kidding it's a joke.
1.13: From Fear to Eternity
- Phoebe and Prue in a Wiccan shop looking for good luck charms
Phoebe: Input?
Prue: It's nice let's go.
Phoebe: It's nice that's it? Maybe I should look for another one.
Prue: Look Phoebe the woman want's to close.
Phoebe: I know, I know, but choosing the right good luck charm is a very bigdecision.
Prue: If they all bring good luck what's the worse that can happen if you choose the wrong one.
Phoebe: Alright, you know this is why I like shopping with Piper.
- Prue talks about having a dream of their mother
Phoebe: I wish I had dreams like that.
Piper: Mom would have to knock before she came into your dreams.
- Morris and Trudeau investigating the murders
Morris: I can't believe your wearing the serial shoes, again.
Trudeau: they're my good luck charm.
Morris: They're embarrasing.
Trudeau: This is the fifth woman with ties to the occult that's has been found dead since midnight. Now tell me this isn't the work of some serial nutcase.
Morris: I can't but it still doesn't mean those shoes aren't embarrasing.
- Morris and Trudeau questioning Prue in her home
Trudeau: If you were in my shoes what would you think.
Prue: First of all nobody should be in those shoes.
Morris: Told you.
1.14: Secrets and Guys
- Girls in the attic cleaning
Phoebe: Can I just say I am absolutely enjoying this.
Piper: That's because you're not doing anything.
Phoebe: Not true. I've painted my fingers and my toes.
Prue: I just hope that this doesn't fall under the personal gain category.
Piper: How could it? A good witch is a clean witch.
Phoebe: Yep. I think we should spring clean like this more often. You go girl.
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Piper: And lookie here, miss Phoebe's diaries.
Phoebe: The place where I kept all my secrets. Give me those.
they look at her
Phoebe: What?
Prue: The place where you kept your secrets?
Phoebe: Uh huh
Piper: Phoebe, You could never keep a secret.
Phoebe: Oh. That is sooo not true.
Piper: Okay maybe Prues surprise birthday party.
Prue: Guess again.
Piper: You knew?
Prue: MMm hmmm
Piper: Phoebe you swore you wouldn't tell her!
Phoebe: I'm Sorry. Okay it was an accident.
- Phoebe and Leo talking at Quake
Phoebe: Okay it's actually good that we have a few more minutes. We can go over your plan, you know what you're going to tell Piper.
Leo: Oh, well I thought I'd tell her that you know as much as I love her and as much as I'd like to stay in San Francisco, I can't and I don't know how long my work will keep me away.
Phoebe: No no, what you just said to her was that as much as you'd like to stay and have sex with her you've got a wife and kids in another part of the country. Try again.
Leo: Uh, Piper, um, you know how much you mean to me and more than anything I wish things can work out but they can't and no one is more sorry than me.
Phoebe: Translation, I found someone I like even better.
Leo: I'm completely confused.
Phoebe: Look Leo it's not that complicated okay, just avoid the following: We can still hang out; I don't deserve you, yet; I need more "me" time before we can have "we" time; and my personal favorite... it's not you it's me. And whatever you do, do not start off the conversation with we need to talk. Other than that you will do fine.
1.15: Is There a Woogy in the House?
- Morning at Halliwell Manor with the girls coming downstairs
Phoebe: Oh God, not another aftershock.
Prue: Yeah, well, at least they're getting smaller. What was the main one, 4.3?
Piper: The radio said 4.5.
Phoebe: straightening picture They're you go Grams. Earthquakes give me thejeebies.
Prue: Would that be the Phoebe jeebies?
Phoebe: Oh, you know the comedy stylings of Prue Halliwell.
Piper: The only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running through the house naked screaming run for you life either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exageration. I was wearing slippers.
- Phoebe welcoming the dinner guests
Phoebe: Welcome to Halliwell Manor. My name is Phoebe. I'll be your cruise director this evening.
- Phoebe to Piper in the kitchen
Phoebe: Are you planning on feeding the people in the living room?
- Piper to Phoebe in the kitchen later in the evening
Piper: Somebody just kill me now and spare me the agony of cleanup.
Phoebe: Ask and you shall receive.
- Phoebe to Prue in the attic
Phoebe: Any fantasies about how you want to die?
Prue: Phoebe this isn't you.
Phoebe: Give the girl a prize.
- Piper tries to leave the house and is knocked down by a force field
Prue: Are you okay?
Piper: No. I'm not, and neither are you. We're locked in the house and our sister is tryingto kill us.
1.16: Which Prue Is It, Anyway?
- Piper and Prue entering the house
Piper: ...Quakes yearly inventory and I have to count everything down to the last swizzel stick. It's going to take days.
Prue: I guess that's why you get paid the medium sized bucks.
Piper: And which bucks would those be exactly.
Prue: Okay okay, what's wrong with this picture.
Piper: Aside from me not getting paid enough.
Prue: No, what is Grams statue still doing in the living room.
Piper: We talked about it last night remember.
Prue: Yes I do remember and I thought we agreed that it was an eyesore.
Piper: And she was going back to storage. That is before I learned that storage downtown is now 90 bucks a month and storage here is free. So I called Phoebe and we decided she could stay here. And last I checked we were still living in a democracy.
Prue: Okay, but Piper, she's ugly.
Piper: Majority rules sis, unless you can move her.
Prue tries and fails to move the statue
Prue: Ooooh! Okay okay that didn't work.
Piper: It's solid marble, it took 8 of Phoebe's bouncer friends to move it, it's too heavy for you.
Prue: Yeah, but my powers are still growing and one day...
Piper: You can move it into the basement, but until then ...suffer.
- Prue and Piper finding Phoebe working out
Prue:Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh ...uh ...hi.. I... uh was just ...
Piper: Opening up a can of whup ass
Prue: Yeah those are some serious moves where did you learn that?
Phoebe: Okay, I'm busted I confess, I got tired of being the one in the family with the passive power, so I've started taking self defense classes which I've been putting on my new credit card.
Piper: And, uh... this thing.
Phoebe: Oh, that's slam man I bought him off an infomercial.
Prue: Great another eyesore.
Phoebe: It's a total and complete martial arts training system, and with their easy installment payment plan.
Piper: Which you also put on your new credit card.
Prue: He's going to pay for himself the first time I kick ass on some unsuspected gnarly beast.
Phoebe: Wanna see some moves.
Piper: No.
Prue telekinetically bops Phoebe with slam man
Phoebe: That is so unfair.
- Breakfast in the morning after the premonition
Piper: Why are you dressed up?
Prue: Cause they don't have casual day at Bucklands.
- Later discussing the Lord of War
Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked fordeath.
Piper: Some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.
- Outside of the bathroom after Prue has cast the spell multiplying herself.
Phoebe: Hello there are other people in the house that have styling needs too.
Piper: Is there a Prue in there also?
Phoebe: One of them yes.
Piper: I'm gonna have to wash my hair in the kitchen sink if I want to get to work on time. Do you know which one is the real Prue yet?
Phoebe: Oh I don't know. It could be the upstairs bathroom hogging Prue, or thedownstairs bathroom hogging Prue or the sitting in the kitchen drinking all the coffee Prue.
Prue: Is there a problem.
Piper: Aside from you going off and casting a spell that has kept all of our bathrooms busy for the past 3 hours, nothing.
Prue: Don't blame me I didn't cast the spell.
Phoebe: Great you're a clone.
Prue: Well no, not exactly a clone I mean I do have all of Prue's memories up until shecast the spell in a lot of ways I am Prue.
Piper: Then it is your fault.
Prue: No, it's not and neither is the lack of hot water.
Phoebe: Oh no, you didn't.
Piper: This is ridiculous. This is like, this is like the parent trap with a B cup.
Phoebe: I think I might have just found a way to take some of the Disney out of our life.
- Three Prues in the hall
Prue 1: Is my skirt tight enough?
Prue 2: Yes.
Prue 3: It's perfect.
- Real Prue on the phone to Phoebe with Prue 2 in the room talking to her
Prue: Um, Phoebe I'll have to call you back. I have to go yell at myself.
- Piper talking to Prue 3 in the kitchen at Quake
Piper: The pink one just called and wants you to meet her. Prue what are you doing?
Prue: Trying today's special, you know, I think it needs a tiny bit more parmesan.
Piper: I'm sure it's fine since today's special is glazed short ribs
Prue: Then forget the paremsan cause if anyone knows food it's my Piper Prue: to chef what's your specialty?
Piper: to chefs Alright come on you guys back to work.
Prue: I guess I shouldn't pet the help
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Piper: Get out of my kitchen before my cooks overheat.
- Sitting around a table at Quake after vanquishing the Lord of War
Prue: You know, one day you might hear what you actually sound like when you saystuff like that.
Phoebe: And I will find myself sassy and delightful.
Prue: I wouldn't count on it.
1.17: That 70's Episode
- The Halliwells cast a spell in the attic. They hear a strange phone ringing.
Piper: You go.
Phoebe: nuh uh You go.
Piper: nuh uh She goes.
They shove Prue out the door.
- In the attic they try and figure out what has happened
Piper: How do we know we're back in time? What if we just brought the past to us accidentally. We've done it before.
Prue: Piper look around. What do you see?
Piper: A messy attic, like always.
Prue: No. Not just like always. You have a black light, our typewriter, 8-track tapes and a pet rock. I mean we got rid of this stuff years ago. Remember?
Piper: You saw us as kids?
Prue: Yeah.
Piper: Oh, this can't be happening! I think I'm getting a migraine.
Phoebe: Better not I don't think Advil's been invented yet. And apparently neither has the spell it's not in here anywhere.
Piper: But we just cast it. That's how we got back here.
Phoebe: But wheren ever here is it's before the spell was written.
Prue: So there's nothing in there about how to get back to our own time?
Phoebe: Nothing. Let me be the first to say that we're screwed.
Prue: No. Okay at least we're alive if we'd stayed in our time Nicholas would have killed us. We barely got away as it was. Is. Will be. You know I've never been good with tenses.
Piper: What are we going to do?
Prue: Well um, Grams is right downstairs maybe we should just go tell her who we are.
Phoebe: And say what? Hi, we're the ghosts of grandchildren future? Come on even Grams is gonna have a little trouble with that.
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b>Piper: Plus she has that heart condition.
Prue: Okay. Fine, so we need another plan. First, we just need to get out of the house.
- Sneaking out of the house
Grams: Warlocks begone!
They fly out of the house.
Prue: Oh God, let's go! Grams definitely had her powers down.
Phoebe: She is one scary witch.
- Going to find their mother at her work
Prue: Whoa, scary. Buddy's has not changed a bit! Wouldn't, didn't.
Piper: Give it up, I know what you mean.
- Their mother comes to take their order
Piper: No, wait. We're ready! Aren't we Prue?
Prue: Prune...ha, prunes. She wants to know if you have any prunes.
- At the table trying to figure out why their powers don't work
Piper: I don't know...maybe only one set of us can have powers at the same time in the same time?
Prue: Thank you Mr. Spock!
- Trying to find out what is going on in Halliwell manor
Prue: How did you ...?
Phoebe: Heating duct to upstairs, I used to listen to you guys for hours, especially when you used to sneak Andy up to your bedroom in highschool.
- The girls both big and little bickering
Little Prue: That's my doll!
Little Piper: You gave it to me!
Little Prue: No I didn't, you stole it!
Prue: That's true...you did steal it.
Piper: I did not! Shh!
Prue: Yes, you did.
- Big and little Prue talking
Little Prue: You're pretty.
Prue: So are you.
Piper: Oh, give me a break.
- Grams and Patty coming downstairs
Grams: Let him go I say. If husbands were supposed to stay married. God would've made them live longer.
Patty: MOTHER!
- Trying to get out of the house with the girls
Little Andy: Freeze!
Little Piper: Okay Andy.
Little Prue: I'm telling mom, you're not supposed to freeze people.
Little Piper: But he said to.
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Grams: Fine. If you must go, go. I can't stop you. But I also can't promise that I won't teach the girls a new spell while you're gone.
Patty: Can't you just bake cookies with them like all the other Grandmothers?
Grams: The recipes they learn from me don't come from Betty Crocker dear.
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Piper: Ready?
Piper: Freeze him! Okay cool! Come on...let's go, let's go, let's go!
Prue: Okay. Maybe that's why Andy is so suspicious of us.
- Halliwells in Jail
Piper: I can't believe we got arrested for kidnapping ourselves.
Prue: Yeah well it should make for a pretty interesting defense.
- Grams Interrogating the Sisters
Grams: Where was I born.
Patty: Mom.
Grams: I'm still not convinced that they're not warlocks.
Patty: We have a pact to undo we should be looking for a spell.
Prue: Boston, in a hotel room, breach.
Grams: What was my husband's name?
Prue: Which husband?
Grams: Who's Melinda Warren.
Phoebe: The beginning of our family line, she gave us our powers, our destiny.
Grams: What's the secret ingredient in my blueberry cobbler.
Piper: Honey and a splash of rum.
Grams: What's IBM selling at in your time?
Patty: Mom!
Grams: What?!
Patty: This is not the time for personal gain!
Grams: You're right...but if they could just nod their heads.
- Back in the Attic
Piper: Phoebe find anything?
Phoebe: How about the Nicholas must die spell?
Piper: That wasn't there before.
Prue: Well. Maybe it's just Grams way of saying welcome back or forward.
Phoebe: Spell pouch included at no extra charge.
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Prue: Wow I'm really glad I never got on Grams bad side.
- Sitting around a table sifting pictures
Piper: What?! I'm supposed to throw away perfectly good flowers cause they came froma creep? If that was the rule, we'd never have flowers in this house!
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Prue: Maturity sucks, doesn't it?
1.18: When Bad Warlocks Go Good
- Packing dishes and stuff in the van
Prue: Hey. You know what, next time Quake does a food pantry why don't you call some guys.
Piper: Yeah, I'll just go through my handy guy rolodex
Which I believe now stops at J for Josh or is it b for boyfriend.
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Piper: Now they've got the right idea.
Phoebe: Who the nuns?
Piper: Yep nice safe environment.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you like monks.
Piper: Stress free, no need to worry about guys, no wardrobe.
Phoebe: No wardrobe? Okay, now you're scaring me.
- Phoebe to Piper in the Quake
Phoebe: C'mon it's just a workout. The worst case scenario, you're in better shape by the time you check into the nunnery.
Piper: Okay, fine, but only if it will get you to shut up.
Phoebe: It will.
- Piper working out with Josh
Piper: A little sweat, a little steam, a trip to the juice bar...I will kill you Phoebe.
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Calls Phoebe
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Piper: Is that water I hear running?
Phoebe: Uh... water? Uh, I don't know. Maybe just a little. Hey, you know uh, just out of curiosity. If you were the water shut off valve. Where would you be?
- Piper to Phoebe after paying the plumber
Piper: You should have called me?
Phoebe: You had a good time right?
Piper: Unfortunately.
Phoebe: Do you confuse yourself when you do that?
- Prue and Brendan talking prior to sleeping
Prue: OK, ah, you can sleep in my room and I'll sleep with Piper.
Brendan: Why?
Prue: Because Phoebe kicks
- The sisters talking after finding Brendan missing in the morning.
Phoebe: Do you want to know what the book of shadows says about the Rogue Coven.
Prue: Go.
Phoebe: It's not good ever since the 10th Century each generation has grown stronger. Nobody can find a spell or a weapon that can stop them.
Piper: Some days you just shouldn't get out of bed.
- In the church during Brendan's ordination
Phoebe: Well if you're ever going to lose a guy it might as well be to the big guy.
- To Prue after her talk with Andy at Quake.
Piper: Well you're not handcuffed that's a good sign.
Phoebe: Depends on who's cuffing you. I'm joking.
- Phoebe and Prue at Quake.
Prue: Gods got all the studs.
Prue: Well at least he's not a warlock anymore.
Phoebe: And at least Piper's not a nun.
1.19: Blind Sided
- Sitting around a picnic table in the park
Prue: Not sure of what?
Phoebe: Josh he wants to have the talk with Piper.
Prue: What talk?
Phoebe: Three dates no sex, there can only be one talk he's talking about. THE talk, safe sex, prior partners, standard dating protocol.
Piper: And sex equals relationship.
Prue: And you're not sure you want to be a couple.
Piper: Uh, well, it's not that I don't like him.
Phoebe: So, what's wrong with being a couple.
Piper: I thought Leo and I were a couple and then we coupled and he took off.
Prue: Well men seem to have the same definition of coupling than we do.
Phoebe: I do not think that's why Leo left.
- In the park after the boy disappears
Phoebe: Well, look on the bright side. You won't have to squint your eyes anymore. You were starting to get those little lines.
- On Piper's way to visit Josh for plans to the storm drains.
Phoebe: What if Josh wants to have "the talk."
Piper: I'll tell him I have a headache.
- Piper to Phoebe in the storm drain.
Piper: Ewww. I am not wearing the right shoes for this.
- Prue creating the potion.
Prue: I feel like I should be cackling.
- Andy in the storm drains.
Prue: Andy! She rescues him from a Grimlock You okay?
Andy: Yeah, Thanks. So what Loman saw you do is true.
Phoebe: Andy what are you doing here?
Andy: Confirming my suspicions.
Prue: He knows, a Grimlock tried to kill him.
Andy: What the hell's a Grimlock?
Prue: It's a demon.
Andy: A demon?!
Prue: Yeah, um Look Andy, I need you to get Piper up on the street.
Piper: No Prue, I want to stay I need to help.
Prue: No. You are far to weak to use your powers.
Andy: Her too?
Prue: Look Andy will you please just get her out of here.
Andy: Prue, I'm not leaving the two of you alone.
Prue: Do I have to use my power on you?
Andy: I'll meet you up on the street.
- Grimlock disolves
Prue: Uh, Great, just what we need more toxic waste in our sewers.
- Phoebe about Piper's soon to be ex Josh
Phoebe: It's too bad, he had really nice glutes.
1.20: The Power of Two
- Prue and Piper getting ready to leave.
Prue: Have you seen my purse?
Prue: In the kitchen. have you seen my keys?
Piper: They're by the TV. I can't find my plane ticket. Did I give it to you?
Prue: Maybe you packed it.
Piper: I didn't pack it I just saw it.
Phoebe: premonition I can't believe it it worked.
Prue: Found it.
Piper: Thank god. Didn't you hear me looking for this? What are you doing on the furniture?
Phoebe: No. You don't understand, I've been practicing how to call a premonition, and I did it I saw a future event on command. And that's the good news. The bad news is I saw you missing your flight.
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Piper: All right. Well, what about demon stuff? What if something happens and you need the power of three?
Prue: Well then the power of two will just have to do.
Phoebe: Ha ha. Good one.
- Prue after work and Phoebe doing research.
Phoebe: We're not going to get in a fight already are we? I mean, I wouldn't want to prove Piper right.
- Prue and Andy arriving in the attic with Phoebe
Andy: I always wondered what was up here.
Phoebe: Prue, the B-Book-of-S-Shadddows.
- Phoebe to Andy in the attic.
Phoebe: Welcome to our little shop of horrors.
- Phoebe and Prue looking for Jackson Ward's grave.
Prue: I hate cemetaries at night.
Phoebe: I hate cemetaries at day. hears noise What was that?
Prue: Probably a zombie or vampire.
Phoebe: Great, where's Buffy when you need her?
Prue: Ah okay, perfect there it is Jackson Ward. Do you have the picture? reading Phoebe's note on the picture Hey Jackson let's party?!
Phoebe: Okay well. I couldn't think of anything else to write.
- Phoebe waking up after Prue vanquishes Jackson
Phoebe: What happened? Is the ghost toast?
1.21: Love Hurts
- Prue and Phoebe coming downstairs
Phoebe: I can't believe you're wearing your bikini on the plane.
Prue: Time saver. We have all of 48 hours in Cabo. The minute we land, I'm on the beach getting all golden brown.
Phoebe: I know but you're making me look frumpy. It's like a sign of the apocalypse.
Prue: I practically had to beg the guy in accounting to lend us his condo. There are no warlocks in sight. Andy finally found out our big secret. I'm going to get crazy.
Phoebe: It's about time. How long have I been after you to find some new male blood. Preferably tanned and buff.
Prue: Hmm with limited verbal skills.
Phoebe and Prue: And no strings attached.
Phoebe: Stella we are getting our groove back. Whooo!
- Phoebe and Prue talking about Piper.
Phoebe: Maybe she's just in a slump. It happens....alright, it happens to Piper. A lot. But celibacy is not the answer.
Prue: A couple of dates not picking up the check, that's a slump. This is more like a sucking void.
- Trying to help Leo in the attic.
Prue: I brought everything I could find I just didn't know what to use on -- what is he again?
Piper: A white lighter.
Phoebe: Yeah, they're sort of like, you know how Peter Pan has Tinker Bell, they're sort of like that only minus the tutus and the wings.
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Leo: About the dark lighters They seduce innocent women. Their goal is to create evil through reproduction
Phoebe: Great generation 666
- Prue flinging the Dark Lighter across the room and him disappearing
Andy: What the hell was that??!!
Prue: Welcome to my world.
- In the attic.
Phoebe: I hear rhyming what are you doing?
Piper: Everything I can.
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Prue: What's going on?
Phoebe: Oh, you know, the usual, made some coffee, read the newspaper, walked in on Piper switching powers with Leo. You know...
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Prue: Oh I just think I had one of Phoebe's premonition thingies.
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Prue: So ok you're moving things, I'm having premonitions and Piper can't freeze anymore which means.
Piper: Am I gonna get yelled at?!
Prue: It switched all of our powers??!
Phoebe: It's a supernatural freaky friday.
- In the bus depot
Phoebe: Okay... are you trying to piss me off.
Prue: That's exactly what I'm trying to do only it's not working.
Phoebe: How do you know that?
Prue: Because I don't see anything flying across the room. You need to know how to use my power in case the Dark Lighter shows up. Remember... When I first got my power it was anger that triggered it. So I need to push your buttons.
Phoebe: Okay, It's not so easy to break me.
Prue: What was it in high school that the guys started calling you after they caught you making out with someone under the bleachers?
Phoebe: It's not gonna work.
Prue: What was that? Oh yeah ... Freebie!!
Prue: Well, class is over.
Phoebe: Uh, you know that was just a rumour right? ... Okay now its your turn we need a premonition. Where is Daisy?
Prue: Oooh do I have to? Last time I got all woozy.
Phoebe: Okay, you know you guys take for granted that I am your innocent yellow pages. This takes work!
- In ladies bathroom confronting Dark Lighter
Prue: Now would be a very good time to get angry. Oh, grandma's car. Fender dented. Oh you got blamed for it, I did it.
Phoebe tosses the Dark Lighter across the bathroom.
Phoebe: I got grounded for that Prue!!
- In the kitchen that evening.
Prue: Thank god? I thought you always wanted an active power.
Phoebe: Maybe, but I never thought I'd miss my premonitions. Having your power was like wearing a dress that was too tight. Not that that would ever happen.
1.22: Deja Vu All Over Again
- First thing in the morning.
Phoebe: She needs me to bring her another dress, because she spilled marinara sauce all over the one she's wearing.
Prue: Just stay out of my closet.
Phoebe: Oh, don't worry. I don't think she'd want to ruin another one of yours.
- In the an office in the police department.
Rodriguez: Prue Halliwell, is a witch.
Andy: A witch huh? You wait here. I'll go warn the Wizard of Oz.
- Phoebe and Piper in Quake.
Piper: Phoebe over here. Phoebe hands her the new dress Oh. Thank god. The segment producer is going to be here any minute and I am a complete and total wreck. I thought I was going to have to pull a Celine Dion and wear my dress backwards.
- After Piper freezes the segment producer.
Piper: What am I supposed to say? That I'm a cash-strapped single restaurant manager who still lives in the same house I grew up in with my sisters?
Phoebe: And the cat, don't forget about the cat.
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Phoebe: Feel better now?
Piper: Very little.
Phoebe: Good then unfreeze that bitch in heels, you've got a segment to shoot and we've got a demon to find.
- Rodriguez ringing the doorbell.
Prue: What time is it?
Piper: Just before 6:00. That's a little too anxious. That's not a good sign.
Phoebe: Which means if he doesn't want to kill Prue, he wants to date her.
- In the morning for the second time.
Phoebe: Prue, I'm not nuts. Ok, maybe just a little, but that's irrelevant here!.
- In the police department for the second time.
Rodriguez: Bottom line, I know my partner was killed by a supernatural being and I think Prue Halliwell can help me figure out who did it.
Andy: Really, well I'll just get the commissioner to signal Batman and then I'll get right on it.
- In Quake for the second time.
Phoebe: OK Joanne here is the food network segment producer. She's about to brag how she's happily married to some rich guy, how she's following her dreams, how she's had a really bad nose job. Ok, I added the last part.
- In Quake for the third time, to Joanne.
Piper: Look I know I don't have the flashy job or the flashy ring or the flashy designer suit. But that doesn't make me less than you or anybody else. And just because I may not have realized my dreams yet, like you think you have. Does not mean I won't find a way to exactly that. And when I do you can be damn sure I'll be doing it with my own nose and not one some discount doctor gave me.
- After she kills Rodriguez in self-defense.
Prue: We may not be murderers, but we're no angels either.
Last updated: September 13, 2005