(I ring at Misato's. Shinji opens.)
C: Hy, I'm Cetacious. I come for Asuka.
S: Wait a moment, please. (Into the apartment) Asuka! Cetacious is here!
A: (From the inside) I'm coming!
S: (to me) Are you really gonna date her?
C: Yeah. What's so strange about it?
(Asuka comes out)
A: Hello Cetasious.
C: Hy Asuka.
(We walk away. Shinji looks at us unbelievingly.)
A: What ar you looking ad?
S: M-Me? I...I was already leaving; I mean you were leaving, yeah. Good luck.
(He gets back into the apartment)
A: Aj! That Shinji is such an idiot! So, wher ar we going? To the disco?
C: Yeah, that's right. Lets go.
A: This is your firrst date, isen't it?
C: Well, yes. How did you know?
A: I cood see it in your face. Firrstdaters always take it too seriously.
(We walk down the stairs and get onto the street.)
A: So, wat do you do in your free time?
C: Well, most of it I spend writing.
A: Writing. And wat kind of stuff do you write?
C: Tales, lately also scripts.
A: Do you often meet your frends?
C: Well, no, not that often. Just from time to time in deed. None of my friends is that close to me.
A: Cetasious, your a rreal weirrdo.
C: I know. And I'm proud of it.
A: How cood you possibly be prroud of being a weirrdo? Stupid frreak.
C: It makes me unique and inimitable. I could never stand to be just like everybody else. The freak thing gives me a strong identity, which is the most...
A: (Interrupting) I am an EVA pilot, you know.
C: Yes, I've heard about you.
A: In deed, I am the grreatest EVA pilot of all times! I am prractically unvencible inside the 02 unit! I've already saved the worlt in many occasions, brravely fighting against the angels to keep you frrom total annihilation. So you shood be prretty thankful to me for saving your live so often.
C: Well, alright, thank you.
(We get to the disco and dance some kind of music, which won't be invented until the year 2014. Finally we sit down and drink some.)
A: How about you kiss me?
C: Kissing you? But it's just half an hour I know you...
A: That's enough! Anyway, wat else wood you do befor?
C: Well, talking, getting to know each other better...
A: Aj! You ar so boring. I shood have dated a rreal man like Khaji.
C: Khaji?
A: He is the most hansom man in the worlt. He is so strong and so outspoken...
C: (annoyed) Mhm.
A: ...He has the grreatest charisma, and the way he looks at me...
C: (annoyed) MHM
A: ...No one comparres to him!
C: Allright, I got it, I suck!
A: Well, I diden't say so, but yes.
C: Thank you!
(Pause. We don't look at each other for a while. Finally Asuka turns over and kisses me. I correspond her and hog her and keep on kissing her although she doesn't want to go on. Finally she gets to free herself and pushes me away.)
A: He! Wat do you think you ar doing?
C: Err... I... I'm sorry it... you... err...
(She hits me)
A: You ar a chauvinist pig!
C: Hey! Clam down, would ya! What's your problem?
A: My prroblem? Wat's yours?
C: Be glad I'm not hitting a female in public.
A: Well, lets go outside then!
C: That's not my point!
A: You ar an idiot!
C: How can you be so immature?!
A: You ar such a wheezy sucker!
C: You know what? I'm not wasting my arguments on a proponent idiot like you!
A: Oh yeah?
C: Hell yeah!
(I stand up and start walking away)
A: Get lost!
C: Sure I will!
(I get lost)
