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It is time to stop this bullshit, and learn how to fight like a man. I'm going to teach you all how to do it, so you can thank me later when you use it. First off, if you read my article about Kung Fu, good. If you haven't, you are already slackin' off and I haven't even started teaching yet. Now, on to the besics. Learn to love the feeling of pain. When someone hit you, laugh. Tell them you live for pain. If they aren't shaken, you have found yourself a worthy opponent. If they are, walk slowly towards them, they should run. Now, decide they still want a piece of you, have at 'em. Don't be a puss and back out, charge into the fight with Hell following after you. If he manages to hit you, ignore his blows. Use your head to bash his face in. Taunt him while you do it. If he plays cheap and kicks you in the sac, while you fall down, lunge headfirst into his sac. See how he likes it. If you manage to knock him over, get up and shrug the pain off, remember, you like it. Stand over him, then crush his chest with your boot. Slowly walk away, wiping the blood from your brow. |
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