It is because I hate you. In fact, I hate everyone. People are so fucking stupid that it has got to the point of me wanting to stab everyone I meet with the Confederate Flag. Punk asses who get 20 pound steel embedded in their tongues, teenage dumb shits who wear their pants down to their kness so we can see their mother fucking underwear, hippies, uncle fucking kids who won't learn anything at school because they think they know better. I fucking hate everyone, with the exception of Ted Nugent. Fucking hell, I can't even go to the store without talentless punk music blaring out of the giant speakers they hide in the ceiling. If I had just one wish, I would wish that everyone in the world would just stop moving, freeze in place, and not be able to open their stupid mouths. Then, I would walk around and judge everyone. I would stab the people I deem to be unworthy with a Confederate Flag, the people who are worthy to live would all be packed up in a box and sent somewhere far away from me, just because I fucking hate everyone. After my business is done, I would unfreese time, and live a happy, peacefull life. Until I start a fucking war, that is.
Some people have said to me "You are only an ass because you have a small penis." What the hell does my big, fat, throbbing penis have to do with anything? Nothing, except if it is in your mouth, bitch. I can't stand all the excuses people make for me. Why the hell do people make excuses for other people? Are you trying to make me feel ashamed or something? It aint going to work, dipshit. I'm proud I'm an asshole. You have a problem? I'll stab you with the Confederate Flag 12 times in your face. I hate EVERYONE. I hope everyone would just leave me the fuck alone, so I can go about pissing everyone off without them bugging me. This world sucks. I've been reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in hopes to finding a way to hitchike my way off this shitty place we call "Earth", and this shitty race we call "Humans". I haven't found out how yet, but I'll tell you when I do.
