The war was started by President George W. Bush. He claimed a bunch of different things to get us into it, and they worked. So, basically we have two sides to this issue. The "Pro-Pussy" and the "Pro-Middle Finger" people. I am a Pro-Middle Finger. The Pussies say that the war has harmed many innocent people that live in Iraq. I say fuck 'em. Didn't they burn US flags? They deserved it, crazy Islamic bastards. The Pussies also said it is a war for oil. I say about fucking time. Gas prices are fucking two bucks a gallon, what else are we going to do? Solar Power? Fuck that. I need to use my money for cheap whores, not gas.
The Pussies claim that Bush is a moron. I'll give them that, but his intelligence aside, he has done a hella lot of shit for our country. We got rid of an annoying Middle Eastern country, only about 100 more to go. We now know that the French are cheese eating surrender monkeys, and we are really close to bombing North Korea, those kung-fu bastards. I hope Bush wins the next election, because Kerry is a Pussy. Kerry, if you are reading this right now, I give you the one finger salute and the big "Fuck you!" Other countries better not fuck with us, because we aint afraid to bomb their asses. Bush is a redneck, just like me. Pro-Middle Finger is the way to go, my friends.
So, you don't agree with the Pro-Middle Finger people do ya? Well, I guess Pro-Pussy is okay, but I'm gunna have to ship you to France is a cardboard box, you fucking hippy. Burn in hell. I will right out a simple math sentance for you.
War in Irag = oil = gas prices go down = more money = more bullets
Easy enough, eh? So fuck you. I need my bullets, we have to many French people in this country anyway.