1. Legalize prostitution.
2. Legalize drugs. In fact, sell illegal drugs over the counter because anyone stupid enough to waste their money on drugs instead of video games deserves to OD. Dumb jackass.
3. Ban punk rock music. You heard me, ban it from the entire world. If I hear word that someone in another country listens to it, then I bomb the whole country. Yes, those bastards shall pay.
4. MTV shall be legal, but watching it shall be punishable by death. You know you hate those goddamn punks. MTV sucks and it always will.
5. French people shall not be allowed. We're gunna ship them all to the sun in wooden boxes filled with gasoline.
6. Abortion shall be legal. Any dumbass Christian neo-nazi who protests will get aborted themselves, just because that would be ironic.
7. Femminists shall be banned. Those bitches are so fucking annoying. Lesbians are good, but femminists are so annoying. And if they keep protesting, then I will have to take more rights away from women. A few bad seeds will ruin it for all of you, so start cooking, bitches.
8. Let our army pilage and loot. They deserve it. And let them decide when to go to war. They can get into a war anytime they want, with any country. Their call, not mine.
9. Annoying commercials are banned. The people who made them are now considered terrorists.
10. Jochs are banned. With a passion. Those morons could calculate their way out of a paper bag, and they are dumb enough to inspire the end of the world. I say we ban them before it is too late.
Those are my first 10 ammendments to the Constitution. I might have to take away some of them though. Like freedom of speech and freedom period. This shall be my country and I shall dictate it the way I see fit. If you don't like my imperialistic ways, then burn in hell you ass hat. Yeah, I'm going to add another law now.
11. Ass-hattery is banned.