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| ?The Paint Master Cometh | ||||||||||
| I have noticed that I am considerably better than everyone else, so I decided to make a topic about being better than everyone else.... In Microsoft Paint. You can look at the picture above to see that it is true. I dare you to make something better in Paint. If you think you can, send it in, and I'll make fun of your pathetic attempts at trying to better me, because bettering me is impossible. You can't do it. As of right now, I am a GOD. In fact, I am better than your God, because I kick so much ass. If you don't think I am better than your God, send him/her/it over and I will kick his/hers/its ass in some old-school Mortal Kombat 3. After I win, I shall take your God's soul and use it to increase my power. After I have consumed all your pathetic Gods, I shall destry all Macintosh computers, because they suck ass hair. Macin-fucking-ass-hair-suckers is what they should be called. Think they can make a better computer than Microsoft or Linux? WRONG. Dumbasses. Macs don't even have a kick ass paint program, now do they? Fucking peices of shit. |
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| Oh yeah, I could still kick your God's ass in Mortal Kombat 3. The Paint Master vs. Your God! 30 seconds into the game, I'm doing a fatality on your God's punk ass, and soon after I devour his soul. Beware the Paint Master. |
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