LiquidMetal's School for Monks. Sounds cool. We just take ordinary monks, and teach them karate and other forms of martial art. After they have that done, we teach them how to use guns, because those help too. After they become elite killing machines, we teach them how to act noble and calm with whatever they do. Finally, we dress them up like ninjas, and we put them in LiquidMetal Militia, just like the Hippy Fucked kids. When I have both peoples unite, I will have the strongest army in the world, and no one will be able to stop the Pro-Middle Finger Revolution! The Pro-Pussies are going to die, and we shall prevail and snack upon their decaying corpses. Fear me.
The first target (Well, after France, but they don't count) will be to eliminate MTV. We shall take no prisoners, killing all who do not join my army. After we gain controll of the most popular TV station for teenages, I use that power to brainwash them into joining my army! After we have all the Monks, the Hippy Fucked, the Teenagers, and the MTV co-workers, we attack Canada, because they are just trying to be a second USA, but are a weak country with a little military, compared to the LiquidMetal Militia. The world will be ours for the destroying, and the first decree I will make will be to eat all the vegetarians because we need to get rid of any and every weakness, or the United Nation of Liquid will fall to the Pro-Pussies. After we consume all the vegetarians, we start hunting envirementalists, hippies, annoying 10 year old kids who post on internet forums, jochs, Pro-Pussies, and dumbasses in general. (Thats about half of you, but oh well)
Oh, it seems I have went a bit off topic with this, and now you know my master plan. Seems cool to me. Anyway, monks suck. They can't do anything nowadays. They are useless, we don't need them to copy books by hand, we have a printing press that does that for us. We might need some of those people that stand in front of airplanes before they take off, who wear the orange and wave the orange lightsaber things around. Those guys are getting pretty hard to come by. That is what we shall make the monks do, while I''m building the school. Then, its off to school for them. Hell yeah.