Well, to start off, I fade into the nite, so my enemies don't see me. When the shadows cover me, I unsheath my weapon. No, it is not a sword, or any other ninja weaponry, for I am unique and originall ninja. I pull out my Confederate Flag, and stab them with it. No one expects that, now do they? No, if there is more than one target, I just pull out my dual pistols and fuck 'em up. I DO NOT clean up the bodies, hire someone else for your dirty work, lazy ass.
While I'm at it, I'm going to kill some hippies and envirementalists. Those fuckers are dead, because I'm going to stab them with my Confederate Flag. After I'm done, I'm going to eat their bodies and mount their skulls upon my wall. I'm not bullshitting you. Watch the news, bitches.