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I don't know why people learn Kung Fu, or any other form of Martial Arts, because none of them actually work in a fight, unless you are fighting someone else who uses Kung Fu. I see this all the time, the weakest kid in school goes and learns Karate and thinks he is now the grand master. WRONG BITCH. I'll rip your Jacky Chan head off. If you are small and weak, learning Karate isn't going to make you a lethal killing machine like it does in the movies. It is going to make you an easy target. Think about it, dumbass, while you are doing your pre-fight poses and shit, I come up and TACKLE YOUR ASS INTO A FUCKING WALL. What is your advanced form of fighting going to do then, huh bitch? You are still going to bleed, just like the rest of us. You aren't special because you spent 45 bucks per hour trying to learn Kung Fu from some asshole in a robe, it just makes you an asshat. Don't think you are a fighting machine because you know Kung Fu, because you aren't. Stop watching the Matrix, or else I will kick your own. That is a promise. If you want to become a fighter, learn how to use a knife. I did, and it works for me. And, if you are some shrimpy little punk who wants to get even because you were picked on (You know who you are) lift weights and do pushups. Kung Fu isn't going to work because you only weigh 75 pounds and it would be quite easy to pick you up and throw you through a wall. So, if you are taking Kung Fu lessons, stop. It isn't worth it. Learn how to use a knife, that way, if you ever do get in a fight you can stab that bitch in the throught. Then, if you want to look badass, take a big bite out of him. No one would fuck with you then. I just saved you 45 bucks an hour, you owe me big time. |
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