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| Kool-Aid is kick ass | |||||
| I love Kool-Aid. There are 5 million different flavors, and half of them tast the same. Takes 30 seconds to make, and you have the best drink in the universe. No alcohol? No problem. It is very simple to add things to Kool-Aid, because all it is is powder stuff. After you fill the container with water and the mix, add some whiskey. Voila! Alcoholic Kool-Aid. Easy enough, eh? Ever get caught drinking and driving? Not anymore! Kool-Aid is 100% legal, and the cops aren't going to tast test your Kool-Aid, so you're home free. Unless, of course, you are staggeringly drunk, drooling all over the place, asking the cop very stupid questions, and vomitting all over the place. You know what I mean. If you manage to make it to where you are going, you will be the life of the party! You can mix drinks for the ladies, and you will just be a better person. The best part of this new way of getting intoxicated is, when you wake up, or rather if you wake up, you will have a Kool-Aid hang over. They still suck, but not as bad as regular hang overs. Well, now that you know how to make Kool-Aid induced drunkeness a reality, go to some parties, throw some parties, mix your own drinks in school or work. The possibilities are limitless. Happy Drinking. Warning: Do nt try this at home, do not try this unless you are 21 or older, do not try this unless you want to fuck up the rest of your life by marrying someone you met at a party whom you hate but she says she loves you, but she really only wants your credit cards and while you're away at work she fucks your best friend, your boss, your brother and your worst enemy. |
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