Their kids are another story. They name them the most stupid of things, like "Moon Shine" or "Earth Ray" and that fucks those kids up, and that is a process that cannot be reversed. I like to call that "Hippy Fucked", which is a common desease among American people. It only occurs when your parents were dirty hippies and fucked you up, which is always the case if your parents were dirty hippies. I think I should open up a Hippy Fucked Hospital, and try to cure these poor souls.
St. LiquidMetal's Hospital for the Hippy Fucked. It has a catchy ring to it, don't you think. We basically just lock the kids up in rooms that are painted black, and play The Rolling Stones - Paint it Black until they are sane. Then, if they stop being Hippy Fucked we would change their names to something normal, and then make them shoot their own retarted parents, just to see if they don't have any compassion left. If they can't, then we shoot their parents for them, then we shoot them. If they pass, we recruit them for the LiquidMetal Militia, and we conquer France (Those pussies would be easy to conquer, so we start with them to boost morale) After we have France, we change it's name to something kick ass, like The United Nation of Liquid. After that, we increase our army, and then take over the world. This is how the Pro-Middle Finger Movement will start, I just have to get my own hospital, and some Hippy Fucked people. It will only take me a few years, so keep watching the news!