1. Rambo - The number 1 commie killing American badass. He would kill thousands of people and not even give two shits. He and his machete could fuck up the entire world if they let him loose. Don't fuck with Rambo.
2. Ash - Ash has a chainsaw for a hand. You don't like that? He'll cut you up into a thousand pieces and then shoot your remains with his boom-stick. He has killed more zombies and other undead atrocities than you have even seen. He is quite a badass, and if he and Rambo ever teamed up, it would be the best movie in the universe.
3. Bill Clinton - Clinton was a kick ass president. He was a pimp, and kicked major ass. Ladies man, and ass kicker are words that come to mind when I think about Bill Clinton.
4. Sonic the Hedgehog - Don't fuck around with Sonic. He will run in circles around you and spin dash you into a wall. He will also rape your mother and kill your baby with little or no remorse. He also had the best 2D platformer games.
5. LiquidMetalSJP - Well, I kick alot of ass, so I put myself on this list. I have a better website than yours, and you can lick my balls if you think otherwise. Fuck you, and I'm going to go shoot some shit.