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| I hate envirementalists, and especially the ones that want to ban guns and hunting all all that fun stuff. They are like bad stains on your favorite shirt, and you can't get rid of them no matter how hard you try. I have the solution. Here is where gun control comes into play. I call my plan Operation Fuck Them Up, because that is what they deserve. Here is my detailed plan to rid the world of those commie bastards. First, we tell them that we are holding a rally to get rid of guns. We get them all at a rally, and they start butt fucking each other, because that is what they do at the rallies. Then we get everyone who supports my cause to get all the guns they can carry, and we march down to their cult base where they are butt fucking each other, then we blow the fuck out of them. Yeah, after we waste all of our amo on half of them, the other half will be held at gun point while Rambo comes out to have some fun. He then takes out his giant bowie knife, and chops down some trees while they are forced to watch. They are crying and going hysterical, and then he turns around and starts cutting chunks off of them and eating the chunks while they scream. After he is full, we use napalm to clean the mess up, and go hunting with Ted Nugent, and all is peaceful again in the Land of the Free. |
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