Nickname:  The Mosquito-Shootin' Cowboy

Age:  28

Birthday:  September 5, 1973

Horoscope sign:  Virgo

Major:  American Studies, with a wee penchant toward music, and pizza

Hobbies:   Breaking the number 12,000 into as many multiplication factors as possible, insulting people on subways, Getting my Collie to warn me of things, composing atonally

Favorite color:   Royal Blue. [Favorite color commentary: Dick Vitale.]

Favorite food:   Shrimp Cocktail served to me on a huge platter of money.

Favorite song:  Raindrops keep Fallin' on my head. There aren't any better songs than this one.

Favorite music:   The music of one Alison Eeds, any music which I like the first time I hear it and still like it the twentieth time I hear it, certainly no songs which contain the words "Lady" or "Marmalade" together in the title.

If aliens landed, what would you say to them:   Left lane is for fast driving, right lane is for slow driving.

Peanut butter or jelly:   Jelly, unless one gets their chocolate accidentally mixed into my peanut butter, like what always used to happen...conveniently...in that ad

What is your superpower:   If I had to choose a current superpower, perhaps my ability to see ambulances and run from them.

What is your superhero name:   Ambunex (AM-byoo-nex), the Ambulance Scene Leaver

If you could be any fictional superhero, who would you be:   Lex Luthor's movie 'sidekick', Otis (played by Ned Beatty)

What is your least favorite household chore:   Looking for gophers under the house, that and filling the tires every 6 weeks

Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex:   Well, that's easy--larynx.

Favorite article of clothing:   We'd all walk around naked if it were up to me, but I like when women hold their hair up with pencils. That and of course tank tops.