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HOTWIRE A CAR AND BREAK INTO A HOUSE

How to Hotwire a Car

The easiest way is to just get under the dashboard and start crossing wires. Of course this could short out the entire electrical system so there is a better way.

When you get in the car, look under the dash. If it's enclosed then don't bother. Most new cars are like this unfortunately. However you could cut through the dash. If you do cut just do it near the ignition.

Once you get behind or near the ignition, look for two red wires. In older cars this was the standard color code. If they aren't there you'll just have to try whatever else you can find.

Pull out the two wires and cross them. The car should start.

How to Break In to a House

Okay You Need:

1. Tear Gas or Mace
2. A BB/Pelet Gun
3. An Ice Pick
4. Thick Gloves

What You Do Is:

1. Call the ###-#### of the house, or ring doorbell, To find out if they're home.

2. If they're not home then...

3. Jump over the fence or walk through gate (whatever).

4. If you see a dog give him the mace or tear gas.

5. Put the gloves on!!!!!!!

6. Shoot the BB gun slightly above the window locks.

7. Push the ice-pick through the hole (made by the BB gun).

8. Enter window.

9. FIRST...Find the LIVING ROOM. (they're neat things there!).

10. Then goto the Bed-room to get a pillow case. Put the goodies in the pillow case.

11. Get out <-* FAST! -*>

Notes: You should have certian targets worked out (like computers, Radios, Ect.,Ect.). Also <-* NEVER *-> Steal from your own neigborhood. If you think they have an alarm...<-* FORGET IT! *->.

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