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fear and loathing on the digital plain
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| Friday 03.29.02
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Breasts and the True Horror of Porn Shops
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It's been awhile since my last update, but I've been trying really hard to curb my hatred for this retched creature we call the internet. It's so dismal here. People don't like to send email telling you how they feel about your site, or even just a "Hi, my name is...." It gets so lonely. And I find myself wondering more and more why it is that I feel the need to run this site. Webmasters look down on me for using geocities, even though I'm so broke it's my only option, and surfers hate me because I hate internet junkies.
Well, I don't really hate the junkies. I hate myself for being one, so I make myself feel better by projecting my hate onto other junkies. No, I'm not really that full of hate. I just hate this lonely digital existence, in this smelly, run-down, ghetto corner of the net.
The other day I was really bored, so I ran a search for plastic surgery photos. I decided I was in the mood to see what hideous things people pay to have corrected on themselves. Most of the "before" photos looked a whole lot better than the "after" photos. This was an exception:
What kind of cruel joke is that? I'm willing to bet this poor girl used more toilet paper in the left cup of her bra everyday than she did in a week wiping herself.
But this was still better than the horribly mutilated and scarred tits the surgeon gave her. I guess in the long run, though, the surgery was cheaper than buying all that Cottonelle for the rest of her life.
After seeing those pictures, I can't imagine why any woman would want any kind of breast surgery. Aside from the fact that they never look natural, the scars are disgusting. Not nearly as bad as the tummy tucks, of course, but pretty bad. And most women do it because they don't think they're attractive. What man in his right mind would find that slaughtered breast tissue attractive?
I guess I can't really be judgemental, though. Afterall, one person's garbage is another person's treasure. I'm just glad they retouch photos for porn mags, because most of those women have implants. If the photos were left untouched that shit would be really gruesome. Porn shops would be more like the sets of horror films after big splatter scenes. I mean, they're already so close. They have the costumes and all the weird props. They just need gore.
But I don't think we really need that. If porn shops looked like that imagine how many of those really sick fetishes, like blood and necrophelia, would be allowed to become socially acceptable!
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