I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile, so could you please smile for me?

You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.

You make my eyeballs happy.

Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

Do you have a 20 cents? Too bad, because I need to call my mother and tell her I just found the woman of my dreams.

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

Are those your real eyes?

When's our wedding?

Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.

I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are...

I know my mother would just love you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you.

I saw your picture today...in the dictionary next to the word beautiful
You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business.

Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You look like an angel. Welcome to earth.

You must be lost because I have never seen anyone so beautiful here before.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Today has been a dark cloud, would you care to be the silver lining?

Did you just smile, or was that the sun coming out?

Hi, my name is John. How do you like me so far?

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Do you have a map? - I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.

You look firmiliar. Aren't you that girl from my dreams?

I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you.

Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
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