Damn... You sure like to argue about EVERYTHING! Wait... That's me. _-Shannon

Grant's shirt smells like Grant! _-Lauren

I'm having a torrid love affair with my conditioner. He smells good and loves me for who I am. _{- Lena}

We don't want to hear about your wood, Brian. _{- Lena}

Jake! I'm enticing you to get me the phone! _{- Lauren}

Pickles look like dildos, or really sick bananas. _{- Jake}

Nicole: It smells like Lena...
Lena: Sorry, I had burritos last night.

Will, are my balls prettier than yours? _{- Lena}

Nicole: Lena! Why are your balls prettier than mine?!
Lena: It's ok. Yours are bigger.
Nicole: And sparkly!

If sex were blind we'd have serious problems. _{- Lena}

I can't find my jacket! ...No, I did not put it in my backpack! _{- Lauren, minutes before she opened her backpack and found her jacket ^.~}

If Mr. Hanover wasn't married, I'd marry him! _{- Lauren}

Name all of your children Bob, and the last one Fred. _{- Lena}

My skirt also thinks your attractive and wants to take you out for a drink later. _{- Lena}

Nicole: For my birthday we might go to Big Bear.
Jen: Oh, I've never been!
Nicole: It sucks!
Lena: 'It sucks so I'm taking you there for my birthday!' Way to promote the party!

Nicole: It smells like wet mud.
Lena: As opposed to... dry mud?

The pee is treeing! _{- Kimiko}

Lena: If Jake doesn't show up in 3 minutes I'm leaving.
Nicole: Ahhh... Love....
Lena: Aren�t I committed?

Jesus is our spare tire! _{- Lena}

The area in THIS box HURTS! _{- Kimiko}

Jesus is NOT like a boner. _{- Lena}

Nicole: My backpack is ripping...
Kimiko: Yay!
Nicole: No, Kim. That's bad.
Kimiko: ....Yay!

Abortions are bad for the fetus. _{- Mr. Graber}

Nothing says love like lead up your nose _{- Lena}

Shepherds... Are those the guys with the sheep? _{- Jake}

What's a cookie? _{- Jake}

I'm so dating him for his brains. _{- Lena}

He's a little Latin boy! I want to put him in a dress so I can call him Latin-Boy-In-A-Dress! _-Kimiko

It's good because it's mentaless. _{- Malinda}

Nicole: Clouds are made of-
Lauren: CHEESE!

Nicole: Oww! My boob!
Lena: I'm sorry, is it angry at me?
Nicole: Yes!
Lena: Oh God, I can't go on knowing your boob is angry at me!

Jake: You know, Lena. If you and Nicole ever have a lesbian relation, me and Will would love to watch!
Lena: And if you and Will had a gay relation, me and Nicole would love to watch!
Jake: ...Will, this is the only time I'm going to say this, but... It might just be worth it.
Lena: Alright! Can we get flavored lubricant?
Nicole: Chocolate, or strawberries, Will?

Lena: It hates meeee...
Nicole: No it doesn't! It's just mad at you!

Did you know that sand is actually little aliens that are disguised as pieces of granulated rock that come from the stars above where the purple flowered dogs eat oregano and dolphins are actually a much higher intelligence than cheese? Oh, I bet you didn't... _{- Jenny}

I wish not to be a part of this world. Everyone is superficial and stupid. I wish to isolate myself along with 4 friends of my choice... And some donuts. _{- Gabi}

Nicole: So... You want to get drunk, grab your kendo stick, and beat the hell out of some stranger?
Kimiko: YAY!!!!

Hell hath no wrath like an undercafinated Kim. _{- Nicole}

Riso is so cute!! I wanna molest him!!! _{- Kimiko}

I can't turn it on like I used to... _{- Lena, on her computer}

Lauren: Anyone got a quarter?
Nicole: I do!
Lauren: Hey! You gave me a Kentucky quarter!
Nicole: It's because I think you're white trash.

I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk. After that, I'm not sure, but maybe you could throw some water in his face or something. _-Jenny

Chris: Is that you? (In the baby picture.)
Nicole: Of course!
Chris: You're so cute.
Nicole: I know... I wonder what happened?
Chris: You grew tits and got hot... Duh.
Nicole: Well that's a nice way of saying it.
Chris: I know. I'm so suave.
Nicole: I'm falling for your sweet words.

I have hobo gloves! _-Lena

Lena: All the nice guys are gay.
Kimiko: And the hot ones!
Nicole: So we're left with the lazy assholes? God bless the USA!

I wasn�t here on Friday because Kimiko gave me gonorrhea. Is that an STD?! Oh God, please don't tell me it's an STD. _-Nicole

When will we stop the toilette oppression? _{-Lena, or maybe Nicole. I forgot.}

Your wife is not a urinal! _-Kimiko

Why is there no mechanically separated chicken in your chocolate milk? _-Kimiko

I like to think we were naked at the same time. _-Tanya

You'll have to do it in groups by yourself. _{-Mr. Graber}

The rice is having a peep show. _-Nicole

Jorge: Stick boys suck at sex. They go fast.
Nicole: Would you know from experience?
Jorge: ...I'm allowed not to answer your questions.

Wow! A mechanical pencil sharpener! _{-Mr. Graber}

Nicole's not a slacker. Well, not much of a slacker. _-Lena

Will: Mac computers suck my left nut.
Nicole: You have a preference?!
Jenny: [Just coming into the conversation.] What? You sucked your computer's nuts?
Lena: They don't even HAVE those!
Nicole: Oh... Guess I didn't need that pregnancy test after all...

The shampoo is having an orgy in my hair! _-Nicole

Lauren: So, Nicole. Have you hurt yourself today?
Nicole: Not yet, but it's only 7:00...

One day, you're going to make some boy very, very confused... _-Ben

Let me have some of your sweetness! _{-Kimiko, talking about candy.}

Nicole: We ate at Little Tokyo.
Nicole's Mom: Oh, was it Chinese food?

Nicole: Mmm... Onion rings and a strawberry milkshake.
Lena: Sounds good.
Nicole: Wow, I can actually feel my arteries clogging!
Lena: I wish my arteries were clogged!

Some guy: You eat babies?
Nicole: Only on Christmas.

It's like panties for men! _{-Lena, on Jake's Speedo.}

Nicole does not fulfill my needs. _-Kimiko

Lena: This is like beating you to death with a teaspoon.
Jake: Well, I melted your teaspoon...

Lena: Wow, Nicole. Your lip gloss package is really cute... Haha! Your package is cute! Can I touch it?
Nicole: Of course! Can I see your package?
Lena: Only if I can hold yours! ...Aww, it's so small!
Nicole: Yours is pointy!
Lena: That's because it's new.

If you give two pinapples a bath all you have accomplished is something usless. _-Lauren

I am going to go through your neck like a machete through a banana! _{-Mr. Graber}

I should put our quotes on MY website! Wait... You actually need a website to put stuff on it... _-Jake

Nicole: We're gunna be fucked up when we're older.
Lauren: Hell yeah!

Lena: Oooh yea! Baby got back!
Nicole: Please don't say that while we're watching Saner walk away from us...

Pet my other head. _-Jake

I did a bellyflop. Only it wasn't my belly that flopped. _-Jake

Cocaine with anything would give you a good high. _-Lena

Look! I have PMS and a good high! _-Lena

Do you think Mrs. Valles buffed her legs to make them that shiny? _-Kristy

I'm just wondering... What kind of guy gets a hard-on in the middle of the street and decides, 'Hey! I'm gunna take a picture of my boner!' _-Nicole

Nicole: Where do you live?
Brian: Hell!!

Do we need some Lena smackdown? Do we need to solve this with mud wrestling? _-Lena

Lena: Fuck you to Hell!
Nicole: That's a long way down... And a whole lot of fucking... Woohoo!!

Do you need some water to help you swollow your hand? _-Nicole

Do I have boobs? _-Brian

Nicole: I bet Jenny has a riding crop.
Jake: Riding crotch???
Lena: That sounds like a disease!

Yay! He found it on the floor and thought of me! _-Lena

Jesus speaks l33t. _-Lena

I'm the kind of guy who wants to get naked and jump the dog. _-Brian

Give lauren a Dr. Pepper, and the world is entertained. _-Lauren

Did you just salute a cheese-it as if it were holy? _-Jake

Try not to molest eachother in public. Wait until you get into the locker rooms. _-Lena

Is it sad that having imaginary light-saber fights is completely normal for us? _-Nicole

Nicole: Did you know the military has monkeys that are trained for detonating land mines?
Lena: That's so stupid! They should use something else, like stupid people!
Nicole: Great idea!
Lena: Look George! There's oil on the other side of that feild!
Nicole: Run boy! Run!

Nicole: Stop poking me with your long, hard thing!
Lauren: It feels so gooood...

Kimiko: What were you doing last night?
Nicole: Nothing...
Kimiko: With who?

I forgot what I remembered. _-Tanya

And then I had this feeling, like I wasn't wearing any pants. And then I looked down and realized, I was wearing shorts! _-Lauren

Lena: Do you remember that one board?
Nicole: Uhh... Which one?
Lena: That one RP board of Grant's?
Nicole: ...Which one?
Lena: Ok, let's start small, Nicole. His website! Do you remember his website?
Nicole: ...
Lena: Your computer! Tell me you remember that!

Laura: I didn't eat breakfast this morning.
Nicole: That's not good! You're not going to have any energy for our run!
Laura: Oh, it's ok. I did some crack a few minutes ago.

Lena: I made $60!
Nicole: Doing what?
Lena: the question is who?

If I had male reproductive organs/structures he'd suck my - never mind. _-Kimiko

For his 7th class he had "Go Titans!", and the teacher was "Staff", but there was no room number! And we were all very sad we did not get to go. _-Lena

Lena: Gotta molest 'em all!
Nicole: We should do that. For every boy you molest, you get a badge.
Lena: No, a punchcard. 11th molestation free!

Nicole: I forgot what I was going to write down.
Lena: Retrace your train of thought.
Nicole: I have none.
Lena: What are you, Fox News?

Other counries are for other people. Unless there's oil there. _-Lena

You put the worst images in my head. That's why you're the best. _-Jenny

Poor Nicole could file for sexual harasment every single day. _-Lena

Lauren: You're my Homie G.
Nicole: Please don't call me that. And It's not because I don't love you, it's because I love you enough to tell you not to use that word.

Lauren: That's so pimp. Ah! I said it again!
Nicole: You should get a chip implanted into your brain, and every time you say 'pimp' you get shocked. I can do that for you... special half off price.

Ethiopians? Aren't those, like, cannibals? _-Alyssa

Man, sometimes it sucks having a humongous penis. _-Matt

I've twisted so many boy's... It's fun!! Yet I feel the guilt in the pit of my stomach after - No wait... That's just indigestion. _-Kimiko

We're going to call you 'Aluminum Fetish Man'. _-Jake

Lauren! You missed anal probing! _-Nicole

I saved you all from impending doom. You now owe me sex or something. _-Jake

There's no lube in prison. Yeah, they have to use their leftover J-ello cups from dinner. _-Nicole

Salasbury Steak ass-fucker! _-Nicole

CJ: Yay! People who don't socially opress me!
Nicole: SCREW OFF!

I'm sorry, he's like a horney bear. _-Lena

I'm supporting 2 guys with my crotch. _-Kimiko

It's like HIV, but not bad. _-Lauren

Jorge: Would you steel my stonecasted squiriel, blindfold it, put it at the edge of the plank at your pool, take a picture and text message it to me simply because I borrowed your pliers and have not given them back yet?!
Nicole: Yes
Jorge: You have obsessive compulsive disorder symdrome. It's actually not so funny. My squiriel could be in danger.

It's not rape, it's surprise sex. _-John

That sounds like something a geek would hump. _-Nicole

If only their underwear didn't cost my soul. _-Lena

Cha Cha: Be careful, you could get freezer burn.
Nicole: What?! That's what meat gets.
Cha Cha: Then what do you call it?
Nicole: Frost bite?
Cha Cha: Oh yeah!!

Oops. I accedently raped you. _-Lena

Hanging out on the tough streets, hu? You'd better be careful... Someone might do a drive-by. Ride past on their horse and shoot you. _{-Mr. Little}

I get to go fuck with computers now. Well, not litteraly. Or else I would be a lot more excited about 1st period. _{- Lena}

Now my dad thinks I'm clinicly depressed. It owns. _{- Nicole}

HIS HAND IS A VAGINA! HIS HAND IS A VAGINA! _{- Nicole}

Pete: My mouse is fucked up.
Nicole: You should fuck it back.
Pete: ...
Nicole: It might feel good.
Pete: Like anal?
Nicole: Yes, Pete. Just like anal.

The G-force of my dance is 1! _{- Nicole}

I had a clitoris transplant. _{- Jake}

Lena: I think that one is mine.
Jake: No, it's yours.

Lauren: I shaved my peaches!
Someone: Bitches?

Nicole: He flirts with other women and then kisses you. Don't you feel special?
Lena: I know, it's like foreplay.

Lena: I'm obnoxious!
Jenny: I'm H2O intolerant!
Lauren: I can't breath air! ...I wanted to be a part of it.

Don't... Uh... Oh, God. I'm so stoned! What was that again? Oh, yeah! Don't do drugs. _{- Chrissy}

Stefi: I scream for ice cream!
Jake: Oh I'll make you scream...
Lena: Damnit, you beat me to it!
Jake: ...Just like I made your mom scream.
Lena: Beat me to it again!

Nicole: Next year, we shall rule with iron fists!
Lena: Yay, iron fists! ...I don't want to know what Jake is going to do with his.
Nicole: Eww... That would be cold.

Jorge: Mayonase is gross, it's just like ranch dressing. Have you ever made mayonase?
Nicole: No, but I've made ranch dressing, so... Yes.

Nicole: I look like a fairy princess when I move [while fencing]. My hands are so dainty!
Matt: I KNOW! I was gonna use the EXACT same word.
Nicole: If I had a foil I'd look cooler.
Matt: It's adorable in a hey look at me viciously kill people way.

Yay! Blatantly ignoreing common sense!! _{- Lena}

I wish I could shoot yarn out of my ass. _{- Lena}

Jenny: If you love your kids, beat them.
Lena: I'll just use a spray bottle.
Nicole: Put vinigar in it... Aim for the eyes.

I saw a unicorn and he grunted at me! _{- Kimiko}

Nicole: All of their mothers are run-on sentences.
Lena: "All of their mothers are"? You don't deserve to be in AP Lit!
Nicole: Shut up! [Scribbling on a piece of paper.] Puts Lena on her list... Spells Lena correctly...
Lena: Haha!!
Nicole: Shut up!!

Nicole: Ew, I stepped on a grape.
Jake: What was that about rape?

Lena: I poke you in the eyes!
Nicole: Oh nos!
Lena: Yeah, see, I have my shields up. [Her glasses.]
Nicole: I could still... punch you in the nose!
Lena: You wouldn't!
Nicole You're right. I'd go for the teeth.

Nicole: I have the reflexes of a cammel!
Lena: Do cammels have good reflexes or bad ones?
Nicole: Good, because they have to dodge all the sand particles that come at them during a sand storm.

In the future, the TV is three hours ahead. _{- Nicole}

Lena: You're so metrosexual.
Jake: Does that mean I have sex with trains?
Lena: Yes. That's where little trains come from.

Jenn: What's a hummer?
Nicole: It's when you give a guy head and then hum.
Jenn: Wait... You hum or the guy hums?