JokesBlonde Jokes
One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left. The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again. She asked her why she was crying this time. ''I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!''How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma's so nasty when I came to her house I asked what was for dinner and she pulled down her panties and said "crabs".Yo momma's so fat she makes Drew Carey look like a toothpick!Yo momma's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.Yo momma's so fat they had to change "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most".
Yo momma is so fat, that her first word was oink.Yo momma is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips.
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