| Original Album name: Slim Shady Lp Original Song name: Role Model Album: Slim�s Lazy Lp Song: Models� of Rolls OK, I'm going to attempt to drown my cell� You can try this at home You can be just like me! My cheque? one hundred two hundred..Alright start recordin? I'm mad at Liz, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this If you responded back with the bottle cap you made for Pakastanists� I strangled you to a mess then I smoked it again Then broke your chickin eggs till they�re bones poke through there skin That leaf or me I'ma even the score equally If you take me on Jerry Springer, and beat my ass legally I get you bunted off of funny home video Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny and Cher (Ohh no!!) So if I said I never wore Lugz That would mean I get mugged AND druged more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to crap on me and call me a privite agent I ripped her talkin tonsils out and fed her Sherman (Stick!) My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on hedge Grabbed a van and ran out of his man�s land (I hate you!) Every Family guy I ever went out wit is named lez Follow me and do exactly what my mom says: plant seeds, climb hills, drop poo on your school, kill stick people and dream that I�m a Bald Eagle I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal and dumb enough to ask for the money from Lauryn Hill Some people only see the part white, ignorin black Cause I stand in a green house with an orange sill But yet I don't piss, y'all don't even see through the mist How can the stuffed chiken be green, It don't even exist I get a dirty shaver, and bathe her Die from a download and get a virus in e-mail The stupid Juno won't shut down, how does it save? And this is... Wow! I'm supposed to teach kids how to be Dave? Then follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you wanna grow up to be on T.V! I slap men and watch t.v. just like in do cds Now don't you wanna grow up to be on T.V! Me and Mark (not Allen) went over to watch the �Bowl When we heard him knock over the door, thought he was Don though We�re behind the door, put the movie on hold! We�ve already stole twice for the Rush Hour though!(I plead guilty!) My mind won't work if my hair don't flirt I beat my spouse out of his tight ass shirt I'm not just playin� just a gun raided game That'll shoot Aerosmith up at the no zone layer (psssssssh) My wrapping style's warped, I'm runnin out for more Witcha dead grandmother's corpse wanna� be throw on a porch? (Huhh?) Jumped in a Chicken (No Hawk) cartoon wit a mask on And beat up Frog Horn�s leg with eight corn�s I'm all bout Norman Bates, �cept for deformative traits I finally matured. Some heard I was four years late Mother.. can�t you steer? You�ll crash us! I never meant to hit you. Or numb you head with that chained pain. Will someone explain to my brain that I just served a main vein to an old man whose in pain? I take a breather inside; either I lie to my boss Cause if you ain't tiltin this pinball, neither am I So when you see your friend Tom with a ruler shoved in a glass Then it�s probably obvious I put it in there! Cause then I drop Polo. Shit. It's over Slim I sponsored Cage's tape, opened it, and a dove flew over it I came to the McDonalds late with some fake money Don't you wanna grow up to be on T.V! I've been with 10 (wow) men who got ME me Now don't you wanna grow up to be on T.V! I got pimple cream bills and it burns when I leave! Don't you wanna grow up to on T.V! I tie a rope around Mia Ham and make her jump from a tree You probably wanna grow up to be on T.V! Written By: S.K.I.P.P.E.L.S. A.K.A. Fat Finger Boy |
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