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06.02.02
i'm trying to make my site a little cleaner by redoing the people and places pages, and it's taking me FOREVER. my knowledge of html is pretty limited. i don't even know how to do tables. there is more out there- i can do wonders for this site if i only knew how to... (slowly rubbing hands together). i feel like i'm wasting hours of my day updating pages that maybe four people actually look through. but those four are my fans and i can't let them down.
this very day last year i arrived in berlin. as soon as i saw jen at the airport i thought, "man, what is up with her hair?" it had been permed by accident- a result miscommunication. or maybe those east berlin hair dressers were trying to rip her off.
i was watching mtv's cribs last night and you know, mariah carey is pretty crazy. she changed outfits for each room of her house and she would say things like, "i'm going to get into something more relaxing for the bathroom because it is a very calming place" and she changed into lingerie which she took off while covering herself with a bath towel, while coquettishy giggling in a tub of water. in another room, she sprawled on a huge sofa, ("people say this is the most comfortable sofa in the world") as her friends who were both chunky and dressed in t-shirts sat on either side of her. i bet she refuses to be friends with any woman who is remotely attractive. what a crazy. she's totally going to turn into a norma desmond.
06.03.02 question
okay. if you *had* to choose, if there were no other types of men in the world, would you rather have a man with man-boobs or backfat? jennis, hannah, emi and i all chose backfat. because a) men shouldn't have boobs b)we usually see people from the front c) you can't see backfat under a shirt, but you can always see the sloping silouette of man-boobs. nancy is a freak. she chose the man with boobs.
okay. if you *had* to choose again, would you rather have a man with man-boobs, backfat, or large, bubbly butt? once again, jennis, hannah, and i have to say backfat. a man with a sista's butt is really gameover.
jennis told me that one of her friend's roommates used to ask really weird questions like, "if you had to choose one, would you rather sweat cheese or smell like sulfur when you smile?" i picked the second. can you imagine sweating cheese on your t-zone?
06.20.02
i watched the bourne identity last night and it was all good. matt damon was really good in it. he looked really good too. this movie helped me look past his chicklet teeth and his mr.ripley creepyness. but then there's one more thing about matt damon that i will never be able to get over, and that is this: i often see middle aged women who look like him. it's the pug nose and the wide lips. sometimes it's the prominent brow. but they're out there and there are many.
oww-wee
this week one of the soccer players twisted his testicle in a world cup game. i know this because i read the closed captions on t.v. at the gym while i work out. but for some reason the captions are always wrong so it read, "but he actually twisted histes icles during thgame." that sucks man.
06.24.02 westfield, nj
i am home. possibly for*ever*.
here i get food. here i have big tv. here i sleep on a nice firm mattress. yet why do i feel like crap?
sometimes i sit around doing nothing. i think about things like, "whatever happened to those old sweatpants? i'd like to cut them to capri length". then out of nowhere i get all irritated. to the point where i feel mad. and it's a bit crazy because there is nothing to be upset about. but i am anyway. right now is one of those times. i feel like i'm going to spontaneously combust if i sit in this chair for another minute.
06.28.02
the real question is, where is h.p. #5 order of the phoenix?
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