The Battle Goku looked out his window from his house. It was a wonderful day as he saw it no matter what the sky looked like. Freeza has been assanated, Cell has been destroyed, as was Buu. He was alive and well and could see Goten and Trunks playing in the yard. Chi Chi was in the kitchen, busy making him some food and Gohan had moved out of the house with Videl. Krillin had come over while Marron played in the living room with #18.Vegeta lives with Bulma in North City and is now friends even though Vegeta sometimes rivals with him but it's just friendly competition. Goku was in good condition for a man in his 30's or 40's(He wouldn't know his own age) Goten and Trunks, who had come in the door at the same time got stuck in it. Giggling and laughing with each other finally got out and Goku laughed at the scene and sat back in his chair while they gathered around him. "Hey dad. Can I go to Trunks' house this Friday?" Goten asked. "Why not? But can I ask why?" Goku said curiously. "Trunks said his mom and him has a new level in training!" "You mean a higher level in gravity?" "No, a totally new way for training! I want to see how it works. "Goten yelled happily. "Hey what's all the excitement "Chi Chi said coming through the kitchen door. "Bulma's got another way to train!" Goku explained even more excited than Goten now. "GREAT!" Chi Chi said sarcastically. Friday was here and Goku came with Goten both very excited to see the new way. Goku told Gohan about it and Gohan decided to come over. Trunks welcomed goten as he came in. When Goku arrived he could see tien and yamcha standing together talking with each other. Goku walked over to them to talk with them. "Hey Goku!" yelled tien. "How have you been,bud" asked yamcha. "Just fine. How ‘bout you guys?" "Alright, I’m still signing up for tournaments, but haven’t been too successful though, but the runner up money covers the cash I need to get through." yamcha said. "How come?" Goku asked. "Because Piccolo keeps entering." Tien replied. "Yeah, and what’s worse is tien here is an even match for him." "Wow. Tien you must have trained real hard to achieve such strength to math with piccolo!" "Thanks Goku, but these tournaments give me the money I need to get food." "Alright, well guys I gotta go, BYE!" goku said as he walked away. Everyone was waiting to see the new way of training. Bulma appeared out of no where in the commotion to show them the new method. "ALRIGHT! Now it’s time to show you the new way. I need a volounteer ! "Vegeta appeared just then wearing a colorful spandex outfit with a hat with a gigantic feather on it. The room was silent at first then the room erupted with laughter as Goku,Goten,Trunks,Gohan,Tien,Yamcha,and Krillion bust their gut laughing at him.Vegeta with killing all of them on his mind yelled "SHUT UP! I’ll destroy you all!" Every one went quite except for Goku who tried to keep a strait face but laughter still escaped him. The room was quite for a few seconds (If you don’t count goku’s laughter and giggling) a few minutes later bulma started "Right. Anyway I was going to show you the new method with a volounteer without the interuptions for my lovely assistant. ." Vegeta snorted at the comment. "Now who will be my volunteer?" Bulma looked around the room, everyone had an eager look on his face (except for Vegeta of course) She looked around the room and decided that Krillin was the man. " Ok. Krillin, your up man." Krillin was so excited he triped on his way up to where bulma was standing. Bulma rolled her eyes at her clumsy but good friend. "what a dork" she muttered under her breath as Krillin dusted himself off. "Ok." Krillin said eagerly "Now what" "First, you settle down. Now we are going to put you in a chamber where. You will be sent to train on king kai’s planet. "Hey, wait a sec bulma that’s not very new and exciting like you said." "That’s not the point, clutz fomaly known as CROMDOME!" "Hey, that’s not nice. I have hair now!" "Yeah. But you cheated!" "Umm.. guys maybe we should get on with it. So bulma what’s so exciting about King Kai’s place?" Gohan said interrupting the fight. "Well, you see King Kai asked my genius opinion on what the strange reading was near his place. So Vegeta and I went to see what it was…" "…Wait!" Goku said interrupting "How did YOU get Vegeta to come with you?" "A miracle." Bulma said as Vegeta said "A bribe" both waited a second then Vegeta spoke "She bribed me with a mountain of food." "Oh really? Goku said "It all tasted like crap!" "I can’t cook." Bulma said lowering her head. "Well it wasn’t that bad." Vegeta muttered " So I can cook for you?!" Bulma exclaimed "HELL NO, WOMAN!" After a lot of fighting and yelling they finally got on with it. "Now, Krillin. Krillin? KRILLIN wake up! Now you will enter this chamber here and go to king kai’s do exactly what he says. Ok? Understand?" Krillin went in and disappeared with a gigantic flash. "How will he be sent back?" Goten asked as soon as he disappeared. "Well while was there I gave King Kai a Teleporter for importing and exporting so we will be able to come in and out as we please." Meanwhile- At King Kai’s planet. "Welcome Gok- Oh, it’s you Krillin. I thought Goku was coming but it’s just you," said King Kai "Good to see you to" Krillin said with a low tone "Ha, just joking Krillin good to see you. Now I bet your wondering what the new way is so let me tell you about: I was on my planet when I sensed a strange level of energy not like a Ki but something totally different from than a person or living thing I decided to get help. Bulma was there with Vegeta fighting about leaving the toilet seat up again. So I decided to break up the disgusting argument before it got any deeper. I asked Bulma to come with Vegeta to check it out. I didn’t know how Bulma got Vegeta to come with her but decided not to ask after all. Anyway they got here Vegeta had to hod Bulma up because the gravity of my planet so he took her air born and floated far enough away from the gravity but so we can here me. I told them about the energy and pointed out the direction to where it was. Vegeta went there and found another small planet with a door. Bulma ordered Vegeta in and found it was a way to hell’s training yard. Vegeta explained who he saw it was strange but fascinating. He actually saw Cell and Raditz dukeing it out with Freeza and Dr. Gero. Vegeta was just standing there when they saw him, they were enraged at him for being there and past vendettas, so they unleashed an attack on him. Since they were his equal for training so much they had become even stronger, yes even Raditz was as strong as him for he to had been training there longer than all of them. Vegeta tried his best but he did not have time to turn super saiyan. His torso had a hole blasted through it but a few seconds later he recovered! Vegeta stood up got to his optimum and turned all of them into mietsmeat. All of them were on the ground wounded, Vegeta was about to leave but Raditz stopped him. Vegeta didn’t take him seriously and flew away but then he sensed a Ki as strong as his if not stronger. He spun around and there was Raditz SUPER SAIYAN! Vegeta couldn’t believe his eyes. Raditz went for the first offensive but was countered with a swift elbow to the ribs and a heel kick to the face. Raditz flew back and Vegeta went after the stunned advisory. Vegeta flew from the front and tried to go flying past Raditz to attack in the rear yet Raditz grabbed him and pulled him into a knee in the stomach. Raditz satisfied with himself who got first blood. Vegeta spat out some blood and wasted no time to counter. With Raditz’s knee still mounted in his stomach he used it to spin himself around the opponents knee with a hard kick to the face. Raditz flew back, expecting to see Vegeta fly by his side. Vegeta was smart enough to attack above him and tried to kick him to the ground but Raditz blocked and lowered his defensives to smirk at him like a taunt but Raditz’s little smile had to make his face available so he lowered his arms that were crossed but his taunt had no use for Vegeta had no fear of him and punched him dead in that smirk. Raditz flew to the ground and Vegeta shot the final blast that would end it. Big Bang Attack!!!!!! Raditz was beaten and stayed still for a few minutes. Vegeta Wasted no time in leaving there and went out the way he came. When he got back to Bulma and me he her the whole story, I already knew since I saw the whole thing. "So we’re gonna fight stronger past rivals?" Krillin asked. "Exactly." End of chapter one. Krillin was stunned at what he heard. "You mean we could fight Cell or Freeza by ourselves and not die? …Hey wait a minute. How could we not die? I mean I wasn’t killed to get here." "Well, even though you did not die in the physical world you still are dead when you come here." "You mean I died when I went through the chamber!?" Krillin asked wildly. "Right." "How am I supposed to get back?" "Bulma invented the chamber you went through to not only to go back. You can go through it to come to life." King Kai explained. "Wait so any of us can go through? What about dead people? I mean that didn’t use the chamber." "Unfortunately no, you can, since you used the teleporter. You see Bulma made it to send your body here. If a dead person goes in it he will be much like a ghost walking in the world. It wouldn’t be a treat to him or the people who see him." Krillin disgusted at what he pictured. Decided to go and see what the other planet was. When he got there it was ordinary looking. A small planet much like King Kai’s but no brick road, car, house, trees, or people, just a gigantic door that was decorated with ugly horns and a cow skull on the door. Krillin was about to open the door when he remembered who might be in there. So instead he decided to peak inside. He cracked the door just slightly enough to see inside. There he saw a few past rivals training but no serious fighters. He saw Guldo from the ginyu force versus general Tahl from the red ribbon army fighting and King piccolo fighting against a man with a beard who was wearing Freeza army armor and looked like Vegeta. When Krillin looked closer he saw he had a tail! [Must be related in some way.] Krillin thought. He saw no real threat so he went to meet the man. When he opened the door all the way Guldo saw him and recognized immeaeatly and attacked him without thinking. Krillin expected Guldo to have improved greatly but happily discovered he hadn’t. Guldo attacked him with punches. Krillin dodged 3 out of 4. The fourth he felt hitting him was weak and it didn’t even make his head go back. Guldo, who was know shaking and scared of Krillin. He tried to move his hand away but Krillin grabbed it and squeezed as hard as he could. Guldo screamed to the top of his lungs and sounded like a little girl. Then, Krillin kneed him it that gigantic tub of goo he called a stomach, Silencing the undignified scream. Krillin stared at his beaten foe for a few seconds and then walked over to the man who looked like Vegeta. "Hey you!" Krillin screamed at the victorious man who had won his battle. "What do you want? A fight? Not now I’m tired." The man said. "Wait, no that’s not it I just want to talk with you for a minute." "…Alright." "You… you… look like some one I know." "Well, unless you know an alien you are out of luck." "What race are you" Krillin asked "WHAT" the man responded in great surprise. "What race are you?" Krillin repeated. "I’ll answer that if you fight me." The man said with a gigantic grin on his face. "SAY WHAT? You said you were tired." Krillin replied trembling. The tall man laughed at the comment. Krillin then remembered that Vegeta had been blasted through with a Ki ball and was recovered instantly. Thinking of this Krillin got his confidence back and was ready for a fight. "Lets brawl!" the man surprised at what he said smiled and started the fight in old fashion way, With an insult. "Okay shorty. You are not able to win though." He then crossed his arms and yelled at the top of his lungs. Krillin could only watch as the man’s Ki was off the charts and went to maximum. [I don’t have a chance but I still may put up somewhat of a fight.] Krillin thought. He looked down at the ground to think if he should give up. It isn’t going to be the end of the world if he doesn’t find out, but decided to fight any way. He looked up to see something he did not expect and he could not speak when he saw this. His foe’s eyes had turned grayish blue and his hair wasn’t black any more. It went down to his knees and was gold. "A saiyan! But goku is the only one who is strong enough to turn that stage. How… You… But…" "Surprised? Well know you know what I am, I’m waiting for you to start." Krillin was now thinking wildly. "Okay, you’re a saiyan… no a super saiyan at level 3 and I’m a earthling. I feel there’s a big disadvantage here!" Before Krillin had a chance to think anymore the man got bored at the startled earthling’s whimpering and attacked him. He appeared behind him and grabbed him by the leg and started to slam him to the ground and use him like a bat or hammer. Krillin was now trying to make the man let go. He tried blasting him but the man slammed him in the ground before he got the chance to try. He grabbed the man’s hand and tried to pry his fingers loose. While he was doing this the saiyan brought his face to his smiling face. Krillin was afraid but did not show it. "Hey, let go I didn’t have time to transform!" "Really!? Okay, let’s see it!" he said while releasing the earthling’s leg. [perfect.] "Alright! Now watch closely" Krillin yelled. He put eight fingers near his face as the saiyan watched him. SOLAR FLARE!!!!!! The man’s covered his eyes with a scream of pain. Krillin then got ready for the amazing finish. Distructo Disc The man didn’t open his eyes in time and was cut in half. His hair went black and eyes turned normal. "Hey! I beat a super saiyan!" "By trickery!" The man yelled angerly. "Well I won now what’s your name?" "King Vegeta" "Kakkorot! Shut up now! The jokes over you little bastard." Screamed Vegeta who had put up with Goku’s giggling for the past hour. "Shut up! I’ve had enough of you." "Ha, ha, ha, you look good in your outfit though!" Vegeta has now had enough and decided to beat the crap out of him before he has to listen to one more crack about his outfit. While Vegeta was getting his fair share of put downs, Bulma, who was not helping by inserting a fair share of smartass comments, was questioned by Gohan. "Heh, oh bulma how did you get Vegeta in that hilarious gid-up? Bribe to be your slave?" "Nah, he was sleeping in the gravity room so I put those on him, But he woke up in the middle of taking the other ones off and he thought I was going to rape him in his sleep. He yelled at me for who knows how long and stormed out of the room. I then, teleported them on him and disabled his body with a new electronic device. So he was disabled with the clothes and the chip in him he had no choice but to go along with it!" "You’re evil, Bulma" "I know!" Bulma exclaimed. "You’ve stretched me to the limit! Eat this!" Vegeta then fired a Ki blast as hard as he could. Goku didn’t move, dodge, or try to cancel it. He received it. Vegeta could not believe his eyes. Goku had taken his full strength of a Ki blast without turning super saiyan. "How? Kakkorot. How? That was one of my best at normal strength and yet you took it! You dirty piece of shit! You know a new technique! Don’t you!" Vegeta was hoping greatly that it was. Goku couldn’t improve that much in a few years. While waiting for a response from Goku a large light came from the chamber. "I’m back!" Krillin yelled when he appeared. Every one was happy to see him (except for one) "Hey man!" Goku yelled instead of answering Vegeta’s question. "Hey every one! Just wait and hear what happened. Krillin told his friends everything excepting who and what he beat at the end. "Krillin who was the guy you beat?" 18# asked while holding a small Marron. "Get this! A super saiyan at level 3!" "What ever! Must have been a phony saiyan!" "Well Vegeta, He was your dad!" Vegeta surprised at the comeback yelled "Liar!" but Vegeta Knew it was true. "How?" Goten asked coming out of nowhere. "I blinded him and then cut him in half." Krillin said while puffing out his chest. "You didn’t beat him Krillin! You tricked by lying!" Bulma yelled siding with Vegeta. "Woman, with what you pulled you better start kissing my ass!" Vegeta snuck in for Bulma to only hear. Bulma made an effort to say something but was interrupted by a very arrogant Krillin "So!? I still won didn’t I?" "Yes you did." #18 said to stop all the petty argument. "Okey, you won. Now about this new way can we try it now? I want to see my brother!" Goku said. Vegeta couldn’t believe what he heard. He fought a level 1 and almost lost but Krillin got to say he beat a level 3 super saiyan who was his father. Vegeta was enraged at this but then again his dad was there. He could meet him finally! Vegeta smiled a big grin but made it appear he was excited about the fight. Every one joined in the laughter at Krillin’s boasting. "Krillin: The great saiyan killer! Has a nice ring to it." "You mean Krillin: The great story exaggerator!" "I’m not lying Bulma I beat King Vegeta at level 3 of super saiyan!" Krillin’s words rang in his head for awhile I beat King Vegeta! I won a battle against Vegeta’s dad! I cut a super saiyan in half! Vegeta was fed up with the midget’s jabbering of the disgrace of his father. "Krillin! Shut the hell up! You beat my father by a simple lie, But are you prepared to face him in a rematch!" The room fell quite. Krillin was speechless. "Since you think of beating him so much you now have to win once more!" "No! Wait! I won because I tricked him!" "So you DID what?" "I LIED TO HIM!" Krillin yelled out. "That’s right! You did nothing but lied for a cheap shot and an attack he could have easily canceled!" The room was quite for a few minutes until Tien spoke "Hey guys! You sense what I’m sensing?" Goku was confused for a moment (what’s new?) but then he sensed it. "Hey! I know that Ki! Isn’t that Piccolo… … … I think it is him! Oh, yeah I didn’t make up these characters just writing about them. They were made up by Akira Toriyama (pretty sure that’s how you spell it)