I'm writing this letter to you today
To tell you that I wish to be excommunicated
I have been adulterous
And have sold my soul
To what you would call the devil
In return for powers being the norm
I no longer accept Jesus
As my personal savior
And I would like for him to be aware of that
I wish for this excommunication
Because I don't think it would look very good
On my resume to Hell
So if you please
Throw me out of your Holy institution
And keep my fallen soul
From eternal salvation
So that I might finally have some peace
From you and your followers