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| B*WITCHED IN SCHOOL
Geography lesson
Teacher: Yes, Lynch what is it?
Teacher: No you can't be excused to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Armaou, back of the class, Stop giggling!
Teacher: That's it Miss K. Lynch. get outside!
Teacher: Miss E. Lynch stop chatting
Teacher: Or you'll join your sister
Teacher: Honestly you lot will never amount to anything
Sex Education lesson
They kick Edele out for laughing at a technical term.
"Miss Lynch! What do you find funny about THAT?!" inquired the teacher.
Lindsay starts giggling at the pictures.
Sin�ad is like the only one listening and not making fun of things cause she's
mature, she's heard it 5 years ago. And then Keavy chucks a paper airplane at
Lindsay's head it gets stuck in her hair and she doesn't know about it Sin�ad
rolls her eyes. Edele stands at the door, pulling faces and sticking her tongue
which makes Lindsay giggle even more.
Edele waddles in the next day sits down and slumps. The teacher asks her what's
wrong and she says Keavy stole her lunch. Lindsay beats up on her cause Edele
starts crying saying she can't go without lunch, Sin�ad goes and comforts Edele.
Keavy sits in one corner and because of the giggles Lindsay's desk is moved next
to the teachers. Edele has sit in the corner away form the others cause she's too
much of a disruption. Sin�ad is named schoolgirl of the year again. Edele passes
love notes to Sin�ad. Sin�ad blushes and the ugly guy next to her thinks that she's
blushing cause she likes him thus forcing Sin�ad to run from him. The teacher grabs
one of the love notes and thinks it's from the boy and sends them both outside for
passing notes forcing Sin�ad to run from him cause he wants a kiss. Edele is
miffed she cry's again and decides to plot revenge against him. She then goes and
steals Keavy's lunch. A teacher sees Sin�ad and tells her off for running in the
corridors.
"Really Sin�ad, I expect this behaviour from Edele Lynch but you're Schoolgirl of
the year I expected better from you" scolded the teacher. The guy gives Sin�ad a
toothy grin she cringes and the teacher gets even more angry. The teacher sends the
boy off to the nurse and sends Sin�ad off the head. Meanwhile, the homeroom teacher
has left the room and Lindsay's squealing is heard through out.
"BE QUIET!!" screams Edele and the teacher comes in at that moment and duct tapes
her mouth...
"Miss Armaou! I could hear you down the hall" exclaims the teacher.
"But Keavy was tickling me" Linds protests.
"Be quiet or you'll get the same treatment as Miss Noisy Lynch over there" says
the teacher.
"Mmhmhmhmh" muffles Edele.
"No, you cannot take it off yet Miss Lynch" replies the teacher.
Keavy gets into someone else's desk and glues their seat...
person sits down and doesn't notice anything.
Keavy starts laughing at him but bites her tongue so she won't get in trouble.
She
has plans to tell Noeleen about Edele's behaviour so Edele gets grounded. Edele
fumes at being gagged but remains silent. Lindsay finds everything around her
funny and starts laughing uncontrollably. The Teacher can't silence her so she
sends her out of the room. Keavy rips off Edele's tape and Edele screams. The
teacher comes back in and asks who did it. Edele points to Keavy, Keavy puts on
her best 'butter wouldn't melt in her mouth' look but the teacher doesn't buy it.
Lunch Break
Edele has Keavys lunch and Keavy has Edele's..
Keavy doesn't like Lobster sandwiches though.
Edele sees them and reaches across Keavy and grabs them "ahh my Lobster sarnies,
grand!" and starts merrily munching away on them.
After the lunch bell rings again, Edele is no where in sight.
"Where's Miss Lynch?" asks the teacher. Cut to Edele in the cafe pounding ketchup
packets with a hammer.
"Jing-le bells! Jing-le bells!" sings Edele. A teacher catches up with her.
"What are you doing?" asks the teacher.
"Keavy said If I pre-opened all the ketchup sachets I'd get a pressie" answers
Edele. Edele gets sent to the little room where she's alone. She pulls out a purple
crayon and begins scribbling on the walls. The teacher bring Keavy along to verify
Edele's claim. The teacher opens the door and sees the walls are all purple and
Edele's holding a stub of a crayon.
"LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAA! oh, hi!", says Edele, "I made all the walls purple for
you Keaves".
"Yayyyy!!!" cheers Keavy. The teacher looks between both of them with a stern look...
"Edele I think you need a timeout" the teacher remarks.
"Uh oh Busted!" smirks Keavy enjoying being the older twin.
"I'm tellin' Mum!" she screams.
"Yeah, well I'll tell Mum about your prank with the superglue!" Edele retorts.
Keavy giggles at the thought
"Oh Yeah? Well, I'll tell Mum..." and this goes on for hours dating back to their
childhood.
"Socky and Eddie sitting in a tree", taunts Keavy in a sing song manner,
"K-I-S-S-I-N-G" and then blows a raspberry. Edele goes
"why you" and darts for Keavy who runs off laughing. The teacher despairs, she
can't keep either of them under control so phones the Lynches house, both are
suspended and Brendan grounds them.
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