| B*WITCHED AND THE CAMPING TRIP
One bright day, the girls of B*Witched decided to go camping. They got their supplies together and set off. Lindsay was driving, Sin�ad in passenger seat, leaving Edele and Keavy to sit in the backseat.
"So, which way do I go?" Lindsay asked once they were on the open road.
"Left," Sin�ad said while staring at the map.
"Okay," Lindsay turned the car.
Some squealing, shouting, and giggles could be heard from the
backseat. Edele and keavy were wrestling each other.
"Hey! Knock it off back there!" Sin�ad called.
"Honestly, it's like two young kids," Lindsay added.
Keavy and Edele smiled at each other and began to wrestle again.
Sin�ad sighed, "well, I tried."
"Now which way, Sin�ad?" Lindsay asked.
"Right, then turn left at those trees."
"Okay, I'm on it," Lindsay nodded.
"We're gonna get lost! We're gonna get lost!" Edele chanted. Keavy smacked her and it turned into a fullout wrestling match.
After driving around for a few hours, Lindsay was convinced they were lost. "Where are we?" she asked Sin�ad.
"I'm not sure," Sin�ad confessed.
"How can you not know? You're reading the map!" Lindsay snatched it away. She studied it before shouting. "Sin�ad! You were reading it upside down!"
Keavy began to laugh and Edele supressed a giggle.
"Oops!" Sin�ad giggled.
"Ugh," Lindsay groaned and began to steer the car in the correct
direction.
After drving for a day or so, Lindsay found the perfect campsite. Everyone got out to set everything up.
"Edele," Keavy called.
"What?" she asked.
"Did you remember to bring the food?"
"Uhhhh, I thought you brought it," Edele said nervously.
"No," Keavy shook her head. "Sin�ad! Lindsay!"
"What?" they asked in unison.
"Did you bring the food?" Keavy asked.
"No," they both answered and went back to unpacking.
"Oh sh*t," Keavy muttered.
"We have a raft," Lindsay announced.
"But no fishing rods," Sin�ad said softly.
"Say, Keavy. You're a good angler," Edele grinned.
Keavy knew she was surrounded. "Oh no. No, no, no." She backed into a picnic table.
Twenty minutes later Keavy was out on the raft trying to fish using an improvised rod.
"She's up!" Edele announced while looking through binoculars.
"Look, now she's not," Lindsay said flatly when Keavy fell off two seconds later.
Keavy fell off five more times before packing it in and bringing back only one fish.
"Brrr," Keavy was leaning against the tent. She was sopping wet, cold and shivering into a blanket. Edele was cooking while Sin�ad and Lindsay were lounging around.
"Supper!" Edele called.
"Edele, my fish is still raw," Lindsay said.
"Mine too," Sin�ad stared at her food.
Edele sighed and put them back over the fire that took ages for her to start.
"Are they done yet?" Lindsay asked an hour later.
Edele picked up the fish with a stick only to see that it was
burnt.
Sin�ad stared wide-eyed at it.
"Edele," Lindsay said calmly. "What are we gonna eat now?"
Edele shrugged. "We'll have to go without food for tonight. Unless you can find something."
"I vote we send Keavy out again, who's with me?" Lindsay asked.
Keavy grunted in protest.
Later that night, they sat around the fire and sang songs.
"That was beautiful, Sin�ad," Edele commented after she finished the last chorus of Kumbaya.
"Well, we better hit the hey," Lindsay said as she looked at her watch.
"Okay," Edele reluctantly put out the fire. She definately didn't want to go through the agony of starting it again tomorrow.
They silently walked towards the tent. Keavy got in first. Then Lindsay and Sin�ad. Edele was the last to get in and her pj's got caught on the zipper. She yanked and tugged to free it. The other girls helped. Finally when the all grabbed hold of it they pulled as hard as they could only to have the whole tent come crashing down on them.
"Awwww, man!" Sin�ad yelled. "I blame this on Edele."
"Never blame it on Edele, always blame it on the weatherman,"
Edele said in a calm voice. All three girls jumped on her.
After hours of pounding, shrieking, shouting, tiying, and
pulling, the girls had the tent set up again.
"This time, Edele, you go in first," Keavy offered. They all got in and the tent miraciously stayed up. Although, it left no room to the imagination.
"Lindsay, is this your foot?" Keavy pinched something infront of her.
"No, I don't have any idea where my feet have gone."
"Who is this then?" She continued pinching.
"Me, and mind where you pinch," Edele said.
"Hey Sin�ad, is this your leg?" Lindsay asked.
"No, it's Keavy's arm."
It continued like this for a few hours or so until everyone found a somewhat comfortable position.
Lindsay awoke a few hours later only to find someone breathing on her. "Hey, would the person infront of me stop breathing in my direction?"
There was a snort and hysterical laughter from Keavy's side of the tent. On Edele's side there was a lot of movement involving the tent to shake. Sin�ad was sleeping calmly or so Lindsay thought. Just as soon as Lindsay was about to doze, Sin�ad started screaming in her sleep. Keavy kept laughing, so Lindsay kicked her. Sin�ad stopped screaming. Edele continued to move so, Lindsay nudged her. When that didn't work, she decided to wake her up.
"Wake up sunshine!" she screamed to Edele.
Edele opened her eyes to see Lindsay hovering over her.
"AHHHHHHH!" she screamed and jumped up so fast that the tent collasped on them again.
"Screw it, I'm not fixing it," Lindsay muttered and fell asleep.
Edele mumbled a couple of curses and got out to fix it.
The first one awake the next morning was Keavy. But, since they were all jammed together, everyone woke up when Keavy tried to get out. Edele got out last and her foot hit the support stick, thus forth, bringing the tent down again.
"Uhhhhhhhh," Lindsay groaned loudly. She grabbed Edele and started shaking her. "You're not allowed in the tent from now on unless someone is watching you. Understood?"
"Yyyyessss," Edele replied with a shaky voice (Haha, geddit? Okay, bad pun...)
"Okay, now that's settled. What's for breakfast?" Sin�ad asked and clapped her hands. Everyone looked at each other and looked around.
"There," Keavy pointed in a tree.
"Who's gonna go get it?" Sin�ad asked worriedly.
Keavy smilled a wicked smile. "Guess," she said.
Sin�ad objected but Keavy simply replied 'You're the one who wants breakfast.' Edele couldn't get a word out as Lindsay was choking her.
"What do I kill it with?" Sin�ad asked. Keavy handed her a frying pan.
"Hhhhhhhheeeeeellllllp meeeeeeee, Keeeeeeavvvvvves!" Edele choked.
"Hey, you knocked down the tent, you're being punished."
"I think I got him!" Sin�ad thwacked the frying pan.
"Nope, missed," Keavy called.
Lindsay stopped strangling Edele and allowed her to catch her breath. Then she sat on Edele so she couldn't get up.
"Uhhhhh," Edele groaned. "Did you have to sit on me?"
Lindsay couldn't hold her laughter in any longer.
"Got it!" Sin�ad yelled and thwacked the pan again. This time a squirrel fell from the tree.
"Good job. Eddie, you're not cooking," Keavy said.
TO BE CONTINUED |
