| "I'D PASH HIM!"
Just who is Lindsay B*Witched talking about? Find out as she tackles our tricky dilemmas
DILEMMA 1
The lights go on at the end of a disco and you realise the babe you've been pashing is a dag. How do you get away?
I'd say I had to go to the toilet quickly, then drag my mate with me and make a quick escape with her! It's never happened to me, thank God!
DILEMMA 2
You're in a swimming pool and a bloke you really like arrives - you're not wearing make up and look a right state. What do you do about it?
(Giggling) Well, first of all I'd stay in the pool! I wouldn't be bothered about the fact I'd got no make up on, but I wouldn't get out. I'd just swim over and say, "Hi!" but I'd wait 'til he left to get out of the pool.
DILEMMA 3
You're busy bagging someone out, when you realise that the person you're talking about is right behind you...
I'd hope they hadn't heard, but if they had, I'd turn around, repeat what I'd said and tell them why I'd said it. There's no way of getting out of that one!
DILEMMA 4
You've been chatting to someone for ages, but when Keavy arrives you go to introduce them and you can't remember their name...
(Squealing) That has happened to me soooo many times and it makes me feel really bad. If I've forgotten the name, I just wouldn't say anything, though I'd apologize to Keavy afterwards. Hopefully they'd introduce themselves eventually!
DILEMMA 5
You arrive at a party and see someone in a ridiculous outfit. You say, "Oh! I didn't realize this was fancy dress, what have you come as?" before realising it's her best frock...
(Sqeualing painfully) Oh dear! That'd be such a big cringe! I'd probably turn it into a joke and hope she has a good sense of humour! If she didn't, I'd just walk off. If someone said that to me, I'd tell them the truth - it'd be quite a good laugh to see them cringe for a change!
DILEMMA 6
Your date has a huge bit of spinach stuck in his teeth. How do you get rid of it without breaking the romantic mood...
(Cheekily) I'd pash him! No, only joking. I'd tell him in a jokey way like (in a baby voice) "You've got something on your teeth!" That's much better than letting him walk around like that!
DILEMMA 7
Aliens visit Earth and you're the first person they meet. They say "Take me to your leader," so where do you take them?
God that's a really difficult one! (Ponders for ages) I'd probably take them to see my mum and dad. My mum's a wicked cook so we could have some really nice dinner, then sit down for a good old chat. | 
