cheers gaffer!
this page is dedicated to Samwise
Gamgee's father, Hamfast Gamgee,
and all of his notable words of wisdom
You shouldn't listen to all you hear
'Elves and Dragons' I says to him. 'Cabbages and potatoes
are better
for me and you. Don't go getting mixed up in the business
of your betters,
or you'll land in trouble too big for you,'
Live and learn!
It's the job that's never started takes longest to
finish,
When ever you open your big mouth you put your foot in it
Where there's life there's hope and need of vittles
Make it short, and then you won't have to cut it short before you can
use it.